I want my pasta cut like a kid's pasta. Every time. I struggle, with the slurping and the derping, plus the sauce is everywhere. But the sauce is boss, so it's alright. Cut my pasta into easy slurps, thank you.
I prefer my pasta long so when I choke on it I can pull it out and imagine a tape worm crawling up my esophagus.
It's spaghetti pasta or nuthin' ? why should I adult, me and my son are having cut up noidles forever.
Adults don't like good food. Kid's menu is where it's at. Eat what you like. And you like chicken nuggets and apple juice. If you say you don't, you're lying to yourself and probably cry yourself to sleep every night.
Wow, society has turned people into wimps and cowards. Really? Cut up spaghetti? If you can't handle that, then you can't handle life! This is just sad and pathetic trolling.
Doing all that stuff for my son reminds me of what it was like to be a kid again. Cut up spaghetti, fruit forced on you without you saying a word, someone caring whether you ate or not, sana sana-ing your ouchies