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Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by -MvP-MeatyHands, Jun 8, 2017.

  1. I want my pasta cut like a kid's pasta. Every time. I struggle, with the slurping and the derping, plus the sauce is everywhere. But the sauce is boss, so it's alright. Cut my pasta into easy slurps, thank you.
     
  2. I prefer my pasta long so when I choke on it I can pull it out and imagine a tape worm crawling up my esophagus.
     
  3. I used to swallow a long string of pasta, then pull it out of my throat 
     
  4. Twins ?
     
  5. I can't deepthroat spaghetti strings. They're too thick 
     
  6. Confucious say: Swallow noodle whole for longevity. Head2Bomb
     
  7. I guess you could say that this has become creepy.. pasta.
     
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  9. Maybe you could opt for macaroni or spirals, instead of the long stringy types.
     
  10. Kids get special treatment for pasta!? I'm upset ?
     
  11. Shells or ochiette..
    They are like little cups for pasta sauces
     
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  13. It's spaghetti pasta or nuthin' ? why should I adult, me and my son are having cut up noidles forever.
     
  14. Adults don't like good food.
    Kid's menu is where it's at.
    Eat what you like. And you like chicken nuggets and apple juice. If you say you don't, you're lying to yourself and probably cry yourself to sleep every night.
     
  15. Though Mushroom-stuffed Ravioli's where it's at
     
  16. Wow, society has turned people into wimps and cowards. Really? Cut up spaghetti? If you can't handle that, then you can't handle life! This is just sad and pathetic trolling.
     
  17. ALSO, I WANT SOMEONE ELSE TO BLOW ON MY FOOD WHEN IT IS TOO HOT.
     
  18. Dearest Dominatrix, I wish I was a kid again?is the gist of it.
     
  19. Doing all that stuff for my son reminds me of what it was like to be a kid again. Cut up spaghetti, fruit forced on you without you saying a word, someone caring whether you ate or not, sana sana-ing your ouchies