All day today I wanted too take a poop, but I couldn't. I tried and I tried but my poop is to big. I drank water, are grapes. What should I do should I give up and sleep
real: drink heaps of water, try doing exercise and/or drinking juice Fake: this is not the place to be posting crap in forums. Geddit.
I have a special equipment, made to treat constipation. It can drill your Butthol.e and make it bigger.
If you plan on taking Justin's advice, use gloves and lube. Try eating green vegetables? Or take laxatives ?
I think there's some over-the-counter suppository(?) you insert and which lubricates the way to ease the 'poopage' breathe in, breathe out pushing to much can cause the tiny blood vessels around your anus to burst and might cause more problems And in the future, drink lots of water
If this for real have porridge or oats And eat salted nuts. For even faster eats heaps of licorice or sultanas. Drink prune juice but be prepared to run when it starts. Hope this helps