Help please [Bit personal]

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, Sep 21, 2014.

  1. All day today I wanted too take a poop, but I couldn't. I tried and I tried but my poop is to big. I drank water, are grapes. What should I do:( should I give up and sleep
     
  2. Pull it out with your fist.
     
  3. Justin gives good advice
     
  4. Spread your Buttcheeks and lemme Pull it
     
  5. How do you ***** pull it out
     
  6.  is this serious or fake?
     
  7. Put your fist in, then pull out. It's like giving birth. I think.
     
  8.  real: drink heaps of water, try doing exercise and/or drinking juice
    Fake:  this is not the place to be posting crap in forums. Geddit.
     
  9. I have a special equipment, made to treat constipation. It can drill your Butthol.e and make it bigger.
     
  10. Drink warm orange juice on an empty stomach 
     
  11.  yes. Warm drinks ^ fibre rich foods. Blah blah
     
  12. If you plan on taking Justin's advice, use gloves and lube.

    Try eating green vegetables? Or take laxatives ?
     
  13. I think there's some over-the-counter suppository(?) you insert and which lubricates the way to ease the 'poopage'
    breathe in, breathe out
    pushing to much can cause the tiny blood vessels around your anus to burst and might cause more problems
    And in the future, drink lots of water
     
  14. If this for real have porridge or oats And eat salted nuts. For even faster eats heaps of licorice or sultanas. Drink prune juice but be prepared to run when it starts. Hope this helps
     
  15. OP needs to pop a squat :(