Help me Prep?

I don't normally make full on threads about asking for help, but right now I kind of need it.

So I'm not new to the game, but I've done some pretty amateur hour things with my money lately.

I spent my money on Attack/Defense items before maximizing the potential of my cash for my tutor bonuses, over 1.6B worth.

I now have 0 plunder and dignity.

Awesome.

I have 400M and I'm hoping someone would like to help me multiply BOTH of our sums of cash or at least let me give you an iOU?
Rofl.

Yeah fat chance of that happening.

I know I don't have a lot to offer exactly, but it means a lot to me that I actually contribute to this war.

This REAL WAR.

I'm gonna stay up 35-48 hours straight for it so I might as well make the most of it and pull my weight right?

It's bad enough I'm a failure, but I don't want to fail AOH again.

The first war I was supposed to be in I pretty much slept through.

The second war most our team slept through it.
Hahaha, but I stayed up for over half of it and did what I could.

I learned a lot from those two wars, like the fact that I'm active and loyal to people who help me.

I belong to this club, that'll never change... but if you help me now, I'll belong to you too.

That sounds pretty awkward doesn't it?

Okay, niceties aside.

I need ideas.

I have to maximize my 400M to about...
Let's see...

8 Tutors worth 335M with 5k CS.

That's
335M
008T
2,680,000,000

(If this is possible for anyone to help me achieve this, I'll not only write you a giant love thread, but I'll pay it forward and help you too of course!)

Why 5k CS?
Cause I want to make sure they're fully armed to the teeth and maximize my attack/dance moves.

Why 335M?
This way they'll sell quicker after war and earn their last dorm and or crew member themselves.

Why 8 tuts?
I won't have nearly enough money to buy a 40k CS tut to maximize my plunder/stats.

That's what my goal is.

It's more beneficial for me if their stats are leaned towards intelligence because I get my highest plunder from Dancing.

Heyyy!~

Though I don't want them to become farms so...

Yeah.
I'll just ask them to buy 6 Computer Hackers and 5 Muscle McFlaunty first.

d o _____ o b

Anybody can help really, I can't complain.

Just as long as you don't rip me off of the only cash I have.

The war is on Thursday night I'm guessing/Friday morning at 12:00 AM I'm guessing?

Mhm.

Yup.

Thanks for reading.

Now you know I'm a noob...

-Sigh-

PS: I'm unable to ask my club for help because they're busy, asleep or unavailable.

I'm hoping this is a way I can make new friends as well.

Besides the usual way of just following people you think are cool, I don't do that d>_>b

But I will be friends with those who actually wanna play the game and know what they're doing.

Right now I'm just a cub.
Help me grow into a lion!

>;-D

And I think I'll have to do a lot of volleying between now and Thursday unless someone does drop volleys with me, but no one's that kind or willing, but I can offer noob names for volley and attempt my goal.

Hahahahahahaha.

d o ______ o b

I'm not crazy.

You're just imagining that I am.

 

So far I'm 1/35.
Hahaha!
Awesome.

Thank Wayne.

d ^ ______ ^ b

Now if only my club were in the West instead of the east because they're all sleeping while I'm trying to get my volley on.

 

PS:
If anyone is looking for club members, all tutors in my list from now until Friday morning @ 12:00 AM are new and active.

Help welcome these players to PiMD by bringing them into your club and giving them a place to stay.

I'd let them come into AOH if they had the stat requirements, but it's also the fact that we don't have 75 slots open nor can we raise them all at this time.

I know I'll get at least 30 volleys done if I get stripped.

I always teach my tutors well so don't worry about getting a new member that is gonna get silenced.

The only thing they'll need from you is someone to talk to, a friendly environment, a club.

So help me help them!
Keep them grounded.

>;-D