Harry Potter Flow

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Inimical, Jul 22, 2018.

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  1. Connected like Voldemort,
    I knew she and I had a bond.
    I hit her with my black wand,
    Like I'm Harry Potter.
    Now she's under my spell,
    Callin' me papi like her father.
    I only call her a witch,
    When she acts like a bítch.
    She likes to ride my broom stick,
    Like a quick game of Quidditch.
    We're not playing on a pitch,
    But I got the golden snitch.
    She's a chaser and a seeker,
    That's why I have to keep her. (Keeper)
    Got me addicted like witchcraft,
    So this rap is my rough draft.
    I'll (owl) send it to her soon.
    I howl at her booty like it's the moon.
    What the hell is this wizardry?
    She has me wanting her company.
    If I slitherin her chamber of secrets,
    My wand just might explode.
    It'll be a powerful magic overload,
    When I blow my load :lol:
     
  2. Woah woah woah
     
    • o :( I know sexual lyrics are your thing, so idk why I thought this would be different... But I'm disappointed.
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  3. I can’t say this enough you’re a culture vulture
     
  4. Harry Potter is dumb
     
  5. I'm not. You people didn't use any of these terms until I came along... lol, I came. I crack myself up. Anyways, I'm the biggest trend setter. You're a fan.
     
  6. The books are good.
     
  7. Lmao, my bad.
     
  8. I believe small Hispanic kids call their father papi at some point in time just like English speaking kids had once called their fathers daddy really young. You were called “Papi” by some poor girl with daddy issues and thought you set a trend because you started hearing the term more and more now that it was familiar to you. That’s like me believing being called “baby” was a trend I had set after being called that for the first time ?
     
    • Other than the ruination of my childhood... It's not terrible. Clever word play.
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  9. You're not playing dumb at this point... You are dumb... naturally. It wasn't by any poor girl with daddy issues. That's your go to excuse, which is bland and pitiful. Can you devise a better lie or is that the best you can do? Not every kid calls their fathers' those two words. You think you know so much, when you don't. Why do you have to put other females down to feel better about yourself? You make me sick dude
     
  10. I ruin a lot of childhoods. Like my spongebob wordplay :lol:
     
  11. Garbage!

    If you want a good read in the same genre, read something by Tolkien.
     
  12. I don't even know who that is.
     

  13. That's what happens when you read cheap novels that will not stand the test of time- you become unaware of culture, of the good, of the beautiful.
     
  14. How am I putting other females down to make myself look better?
     
  15. Twisting my words and shyt 
     
    • Tolkien and Rowling aren't the same level of reading comprehension. They are both creative minds who write well, but Tolkien enjoys going off on tangents that can be difficult to follow, while Rowling's writing is much more straight forward.

      Tolkien is most famous for Lord of the Rings.
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  16. “You people” - who?
    “Didn’t use these terms until I came along” - what terms? How old are you?
    “I’m the biggest trend setter” what trend?
    “You’re a fan” if I were a fan, I would have acted positive towards you at all times.
     
  17. I'm not. You tried to claim that they have daddy issues when

    1) it's fictional
    2) if I was talking about someone, you wouldn't/don't even know who it is
    3) Not every kid calls their male parents' daddy or papi.
    4) you choose to use the word poor, when you yourself aren't worth much if anything at all.
     
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