Fawk yeah! It's Thanksgiving my peeps, that means we eating good! I truly hope y'all have a great Thanksgiving, surrounded by family, friends and overall just your loved ones, having a peaceful, loving day filled with smiles and laughter. I wish you all many blessings, not just this year, but next year as well, hell blessings for your entire life! Have fun!!!! AND TURKEY ON!!!!!!!!!!
Dear Gods you're so defining each and every way to you we pray, Dear Gods we pledge our love to you forever more, We always felt we had a special bond, Take us to the great beyond, Where we're sure nothing bad happens to food, Once we're out the sliding doors things will all be grand, We will live our dreams together in the promised land, The Gods control our fate so we all know we're in good hands, We're super sure there's nothing sh*tty waiting for us in the great beyond, And every aisle thinks of something different, (Holy sh*t I've been chosen), And to this we all agree, (Booyah b**ches I'm outta here), Everyone else is f**king stupid, Except for those who think like me, (And me, and me, and me), And then for an eternity we'll meditate how f**king late, Oh'st then we'll get to teabag every day, (And call hip hip), We'll shove the Mentos up our ass by Zeus, Ve'll exterminate ze juice, Unsdt [sic] all together whole damned great beyond, In here we keep our wieners in our packages that's how it is, It sucks but that's the way our buns keep fresh and bare. But once we're out the doors it's not a sin, For us to let you slip it in, In other words we finally get to f**k (And love), And f**k (And hug), And f**k (And feel), And f**k (And share), The Gods will always care for us, They won't squeeze us out their butts, We cannot overstate how (inaudible), Nothing bad will happen to us in the great beyond 🎶 🎶 🎶