Today is p1ckl3s bday. The day where whatever amount of years ago she ripped her mothers by about 2 2/5 inches to be born. Was born with a shade of green most commonly found in pickles. They placed her in a jar, a jar filled with vinegar that smelled like . Only to be released on her 18th birthday (which isn't today) and only for one minute then back into the jar because. Anyways send her gifts and stuff and wallposts and follows and fights and dances and eds and pranks. Jk about fights and dances that's mean.
A pickle came outta pickles mom.. If ya know what I mean . But that ain't my pickle , my pickle is like a king sized pickle . Anyways, happy birthday! , now that you're a year older, we gonna fuck or nah? Each year denying it is another year lost of pleasure Enjoy it!
EYYYYYYY HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYYY ENJOY YOUR DAYYYYY EAT ALL YOUR CAKEYYYYYY GET FAT AND HAPPYYYYY GO CANNIBAL AND EAT YOUR KINDEYYY EAT A PICKLE. EAT MY PICKLE. Ktnx.