Hammers are sexy~!

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by *CheekyChloe (01), Sep 11, 2011.

  1. XD No they aren't. Yes. I'm getting to the pount of where I spam, but I PROMISE this is the last for today. I just feel so damn annoyed and neglected. Even my family is ignoring me. I didn't even EAT ANYTHING. Turns out that there wasn't anything edible in the fridge. And trust me... Spoiled milk and moldy pineapple SUCKS. Not-moldy pineapple sucks as well. >_>


    As for the title, it seems as I had nothing to do but catch dumb pokemon on my 3DS, so I got a hammer and broke my gameboy. Mhmm. It's useless anyway. The games don't even work anymore. Besides... I still have a NDS. Suckers.


    And I was SOOOOO bored that I decided to decorate the hammer. I painted the handle with colorful stripes and added a cure face and ribbons to it. Yep. I'm that unstable. >_>. Accept the fact I'm weird. :3



    And as for the hammer is SEXXXYYYY part, you'll just have to type that in google. Because there is NO WAY, that a hammer can look sexy.


    unless you draw abs and a mustache on it, NO.


    I made it look kawaii! And did you know what my dad did when I showed it to him?? He threw it out the window. Yep. How fatherly... And how appreciated i feel! Now there's a whole pile of gifts I gave him on the lobby floor. It took three months for the janitors to clean the shit up. Yep.


    R.I.P. KAWAII-KUN.



    I hope Pearly Gates accept him! Where in the whole wide word do you find another hammer just as sexy?

    Idk... NOWEHRE?!



    And as for father's day, I gave him nothing. Nothing. Did you really think I would let a hamster be thrown out the window?! Yes, I'm cruel, but not THAT cruel.



    Mother's day?


    I forgot. Being locked up in that room in summer holiday for idk... A week? Yeah. Made me think that my mom was in another country. And the flowers I bought her last mother's day? After three hours of admiring them, my mom threw them away. Oh how money can be so wasted~!



    Then Imm sitting on my ass here, in the car, my butt hurting like hell, and my miu miu bag right beside me, staring at me as if I were mad. But bags don't have faces, huh?



    And here I am, babbling shit to you. ._.






    I'm done with my damn rant. >_>




    Bye! And I'm serious. Last thread for the day and if I'm lucky, I'll pass out of boredom.






    ~
     
  2. Too long I skipped it
     
  3.  Good for you.
     
  4. Sorry i don't read that much unless it's a book
     
  5. You just blew my mind




    Hammers can be sexy js
     
  6. I like catching Pokemon..... Still 0.0


    ~M
     
  7. They can also be kawaii. :3
     
  8. Sounds like a damn sexy hammer (no sarcasm). I'm actually being serious!! It's cool that you keep on getting your parents gifts for fathers/mothers day. You sound more muture than them.
     
  9. I  tacos dont judge i know you love them too
     
  10. Wo u think hammers r sexy? U really desperate
     
  11. >_>


    Wtf?


    Mrcooool did you even read? >_<
     
  12. I did
     
  13. Chloe, are u emotionally stable..? Like really.
     
  14. Sort of.


    It's like my personality changes depending on my mood. I don't cry at funerals neither. I try, but I can't. I need a therapist but my mom denies the fact. 
     
  15. My hammer is damm sexy also, look >_> [​IMG]

    Lol look at that sexynes
     
  16. Wtf?! Lol that's not the pick I chose 