Guide to Trolls

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by SVG-TheFaLLenFenrir-, Dec 5, 2012.

  1. So, you guys clicked this because you got trolled hardcore, someone you don't like posted something, or you accidentally clicked it while reaching for your doritos.

    There are 4 types of trolls:

    The Pointer Troll
    The Off-Topic troll
    The Failure Troll
    The Tag-Along Troll

    Let's start off with my favorite

    THE POINTER TROLL

    They kinda stalk every mistake or fail you make, then when you say something trollable, they add a smartass comment, with your failure with it.

    Ex: Candy posts: I HATE TROLLS.

    Vasto posts: Hmm, that's why you are a troll yourself, and decide too caps lock unnecissary information.

    They are the hardest to get rid off. I suggest ignoring them, or not look at the thread again, or lurk.

    This one is kinda easy to get rid of, it's name:

    THE OFF-TOPIC TROLL

    When you post a very long, meaningful post, they post something totally irrelevant, and somewhat humorous.

    Ex: Zach: *posts a long guide on how to poop correctly*
    Vasto: :ugeek: I have come to a conclussion......... I like trains.

    THE FAILURE TROLL

    They normally post incorrect information, attempting to troll you. All you have to do is provide ss, evidence, etc, on how they're wrong.

    Ex:
    Candy: I HATE SF!
    Vasto: Oh? Is that so? *provides ss (WITHOUT ANY BYPASS, ETC) on how candy said she wanted Tim sfed*

    THE TAG-ALONG TROLLS

    These trolls are just kinda tag-alongs, wanting to look cool. So, if you followed my advice, just ignore them.
     
  2. I think that means I'm a troll
     
  3. I've come to the conclusion.

















    That this thread is absolutely

















    CHEESE!
     
  4. Off-topic trolls can sometimes be funny. The others are just annoying.
     
  5. this should be stickied
     
  6.  Nice one Spike
     
  7. Sorry the bit about trains made me laugh 
     
  8. Omg. I hated the train phase.
     
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  10. I did too. But that's all I could think of.
     
  11. What about the "I'll show you a ____" blank filled in with whatever the topic's about.
     
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  13. I have contacted the devs about this thread being stickied.