Guide to All the Jobs of PIMD I have updated the amount you earn each success because the amount was increased JOBS: #1. Job Title: New Party Description: You've heard there is a party at Delta Lota Kappa. Maybe you van sell this information to the freshman. Money Earned: 66-100 Success Message: Haha, they bought it. You earned yourself some cash. Failure Message: Doesn't look like anyone to pay for this news. % gained per success: 50% # of successes needed to complete job: 2 # of successes so far: 2 #2. Job Title: Tutoring Description: Maybe you can make a little extra money tutoring some of the jocks. Money Earned: 133-200 Success Message: Looks like your student figured out that the world wasn't flat. Nice work. Failure Message: Jock failed his exam. Who would've guessed Rome isn't in Milwaukee? % gained per success: 34% # of successes needed to complete job: 3 # of successes so far: 5 #3. Job Title: Lawn Mowing Description: Sun, grass what's not to like about doing a mowing job. Make some extra cash. Money Earned: 133-200 Success Message: The old lady's lawn you mowed watched you the entire time and gave a great tip. Failure Message: You ran over the flowers. Obviously you don't understand the complexity of mowing. % gained per success: 25% # of successes needed to complete job: 4 # of successes so far: 9 #4. Job Title: Try out for the Team Description: The football team is looking for players. I hear they give out a bonus if you make the cut. Money Earned: 200-300 Success Message: Sweet! All it took was 4 injuries, but you made it! Failure Message: Wow, who could have guessed you had to be fit. Maybe try the cheerleading team next. % gained per success: 34% # of successes needed to complete job: 3 # of successes so far: 12 #5. Job Title: Food Run Description: Some people need you to make a food run for their party. Money Earned: 500-600 Success Message: It looks like they were drunk when they were reimbursing you, you made some extra cash. Failure Message: Wow, they reimbursed you the EXACT amount. Nothing for gas either. % gained per success: 10% # of successes needed to complete job: 10 # of successes so far: 22 !Level 1 Job Mastery Award Achieved! #6. Job Title: Sign up for Class Description: Sign up for some classes and make your parents think your learning. Money Earned: 550-650 Success Message: Looks like there was an accounting error, you got a partial refund. Failure Message: Wow, they really just take your money and send you on your way. % gained per success: 10% # of successes needed to complete job: 10 # of successes so far: 32 #7. Job Title: Note Taking Description: One of your classmates needs you to take notes. I smell cash! Money Earned: 600-700 Success Message: Nice! you were going to take notes anyways and you got money for it. Failure Message: Okay, the fact that your writing was compared to ancient cave drawings is a bad thing. % gained per success: 20% # of successes needed to complete job: 5 # of successes so far: 37 #8. Job Title: Grandma's Gift Description: A package arrived in the mail... Looks like it's from Grandma! Money Earned: 700-800 Success Message: Grandma sent some money. Oh how we love grandma! Failure Message: It's just junk mail. Doh! % gained per success: 10% # of successes needed to complete job: 10 # of successes so far: 47 #9. Job Title: Home Chores Description: Seems like your parents have a few chores for you back home. It's go time! Money Earned: 800-900 Success Message: Nice! You found some cash while cleaning the coach. Failure Message: Too bad doing work for family gets you nothing. % gained per success: 20% # of successes needed to complete job: 5 # of successes so far: 52 #10. Job Title: Frosh Week Description: Some of the local Greek houses are recruiting. Sign up now. Money Earned: 900-1,000 Success Message: You signed the form and get free pizza and coupons... living the Dream! Failure Message: Wow, you got turned down by the lamest frat house... How do you feel about that? % gained per success: 5% # of successes needed to complete job: 20 # of successes so far: 72 !Level 2 Job Mastery Award Achieved! #11. Job Title: Fight the Mascot Description: It's the playoffs and the college mascot is looking for a fight. Take one for the team! Money Earned: 1,000-1,100 Success Message: You showed that bird who's boss! Time to parade the beaten mascot around campus. Failure Message: Ouch! Didn't expect the mascot to be a pro fighter. Run and hide in your dorm room! % gained per success: 25% # of successes needed to complete job: 4 # of successes so far: 76 #12. Job Title: Team Sugar Mama Description: The team needs new jerseys and they are looking to you to seduce a sugar mama! Money Earned: 1,050-1,100 Success Message: Cha-ching! Thanks to your "efforts" the team has new jerseys and new equipment. Go Team! Failure Message: Didn't think she was on the board of directors! Perhaps a bake sale? % gained per success: 20% # of successes needed to complete job: 5 # of successes so far: 81 #13. Job Title: Food for Thought Description: The club is having its first meeting. Are you able to score some food? Money Earned: 1,100-1,150 Success Message: Good Call on the greasy fried chicken! Those students were so hungry! Failure Message: Uhh gross! Did you expect students to get excited with a large bag of spinach? % gained per success: 25% # of successes needed to complete job: 4 # of successes so far: 85 #14. Job Title: Homework Help Description: It looks like your friends aren't doing so well in class. Help them with some of your answers. Money Earned: 1,150-1,200 Success Message: There is noting like a little bit of bribery to show you their appreciation. Failure Message: Ouch, seems the teacher caught on and docked both of your grades. % gained per success: 15% # of successes needed to complete job: 7 # of successes so far: 92 #15. Job Title: Lab Subject Description: You see a flyer looking for test subjects. Offering cash and mild chance of side effects. Money Earned: 1,200-1,600 Success Message: You got your cash and only a mild tick. Good work. Failure Message: You failed the simple test of filling out your name. No cash for you. % gained per success: 15% # of successes needed to complete job: 7 # of successes so far: 99 *You gained an extra 7,000 cash, 1 Doctor's Note* #16. Job Title: Group Project Description: Your group project is struggling. Put in some crazy hours and see if it pays off. Money Earned: 1,400-1,650 Success Message: Seems the group got you a little gift of appreciation for all the hours you put in. Failure Message: All that work and your group still failed... Nice one Einstein! % gained per success: 10% # of successes needed to complete job: 10 # of successes so far: 109 #17. Job Title: Club of the Year Description: The student council is awarding the club of the year with extra spending money. Money Earned: 1,550-1,750 Success Message: We won! It's good no one knows that you are dating the student council president. Failure Message: We lost to the math club! I mean, they do homework for FUN! Better luck next time. % gained per success: 10% # of successes needed to complete job: 10 # of successes so far: 119 #18. Job Title: Coach Little League Team Description: Your community baseball team is looking for a coach. Can u be the leader they seek? Money Earned: 1,800-2,100 Success Message: Coach you did it! The community is really proud and have named a street after you! Failure Message: Those who can't play, coach. Apparently you can't coach either! % gained per success: 10% # of successes needed to complete job: 10 # of successes so far: 129 #19. Job Title: ID Guy Description: You met this guys who says he can make fake IDs. Maybe he can get one for you and your friends? Money Earned: 2,000-2,600 Success Message: Wow, looks just like the real thing. You're going to make good use of this. Failure Message: Ouch. A kid and a crayon could have made a better ID. Too bad. % gained per success: 10% # of successes needed to complete job: 10 # of successes so far: 139 *You gained an extra 7,500 cash* #20. Job Title: Missing Jersey Description: You lost your jersey at the party last nice. You need to borrow one for tonight's game. Money Earned: 2,500-3,000 Success Message: This might be your lucky jersey. You made the winning shot and got a date with the cheerleader Failure Message: The smell of your unwashed jersey you unconscious during the game. % gained per success: 10% # of successes needed to complete job: 10 # of successes so far: 149 #21. Job Title: ID the I'D Guy Description: Seems like the campus police are offering an award if you turn in the I'D guy. Do it! Money Earned: 3,200-3,600 Success Message: Wow, what an award. You can buy yourself some serious amounts of macaroni and cheese. Failure Message: By reward, they meant a coupon for laundry. Uber lame. % gained per success: 5% # of successes needed to complete job: 20 # of successes so far: 169 #22. Job Title: Private Time Description: Your roommate wants some "alone time" in the dorm... Money Earned: 4,000-5,000 Success Message: You got some extra beer money as a token of appreciation. Failure Message: You come back to a really, Really, REALLY disgusting room. % gained per success: 13% # of successes needed to complete job: 8 # of successes so far: 177 #23. Job Title: Answers! Get your Answers! Description: You sneak into the professors office and steal the answer key. Try selling the key for some extra cash! Money Earned: 7,000-8,000 Success Message: You should do this more often. You made enough Money to quit your lame pizza delivery job. Failure Message: The professor outsmarted the entire class by creating a fake answer key. Doh. % gained per success: 13% # of successes needed to complete job: 8 # of successes so far: 185 #24. Job Title: Organize a Study Group Description: You've seen that hottie in your class. Organize a study group and get closer to them. Money Earned: 8,000-9,000 Success Message: Nice moves. You now have a date, and you helped improved their IQ! Failure Message: Who knew they didn't like studying and just wanted to party. Better luck next time. % gained per success: 13% # of successes needed to complete job: 8 # of successes so far: 193 #25. Job Title: Help New Roommate Move In Description: You've got a new roommate! Help him move his stuff in. Money Earned: 8,000-10,000 Success Message: You moved his stuff in record time, and got a free lunch out of it! Failure Message: While moving his bed you discovered a huge stain on it. Your face was pressed against it for 20 minutes. Sadness. % gained per success: 15% # of successes needed to complete job: 7 # of successes so far: 200 !Level 3 Job Mastery Award Achieved! #26. Job Title: Throw the Game Description: A rich student has offered you money to throw tonight's basketball game. Money Earned: 9,000-11,000 Success Message: You decided to play fair and win! You go looking for the rich kid and take his money anyway. Talk about a win-win situation! Failure Message: You decided to play fair and still lost. You should've taken the cash. % gained per success: 15% # of successes needed to complete job: 7 # of successes so far: 207 #27. Job Title: Clean the Kitchen Description: It's time to clean up the mess in your dorm's kitchen. Money Earned: 10,000-12,000 Success Message: You cashed in all the empty beer bottles at the recycling center. Score! Failure Message: "Ah, so that's where the cockroaches are coming from." % gained per success: 15% # of successes needed to complete job: 7 # of successes so far: 214 #28. Job Title: Spike the Water Cooler Description: Your team is getting crushed. Add "magic ingredients" to the other team's water cooler. Money Earned: 12,000-13,000 Success Message: Victory is sweet. Even if it means the other team has urgent bowel movements. Failure Message: The other team's water boy found you and beat you up. Who knew he would be so strong? % gained per success: 15% # of successes needed to complete job: 7 # of successes so far: 221 #29. Job Title: Band Practice Description: You've heard that playing music impresses your crush. Sign up for the band! Money Earned: 13,000-14,000 Success Message: Not only did you woo your crush, but you've earned a cash from a music scholarship! Failure Message: "Go on a date with you Haven't you heard? I don't want to be seen with a band geek!" % gained per success: 15% # of successes needed to complete job: 7 # of successes so far: 228 #30. Job Title: Pump that Iron Description: It's time to go to the gym to work out. Toned abs, here we come! Money Earned: 14,000-15,000 Success Message: You are the pinnacle of human fitness. Good job! Failure Message: You decide to leave when you see a 5 year old lifting weights heavier than you. % gained per success: 18% # of successes needed to complete job: 6 # of successes so far: 234 #31. Job Title: Sell Furniture on the Internet Description: Time to get rid of your dusty furniture. Try to sell it on the internet! Money Earned: 15,000-16,000 Success Message: Sweet! You got your cash and got rid of crappy furniture. That was easy. Failure Message: You need to go to the police station to get a restraining order for the serial killer who came to visit. % gained per success: 18% # of successes needed to complete job: 6 # of successes so far: 240 #32. Job Title: Team Fundraiser Description: The team needs money money to travel for the championship game. Bake sale! Money Earned: 16,000-17,000 Success Message: You sold enough cookies to travel first class. Girl scouts got nothing on you! Failure Message: You need to raise more money because you ate all the cookies. Good job, jerk. % gained per success: 20% # of successes needed to complete job: 5 # of successes so far: 245 *You gained an extra 8,000 cash, 1 Doctor's Note* #33. Job Title: Chores?! Description: Your parents called. Mom wants you to come home and do the dishes. Money Earned: 17,000-18,000 Success Message: After doing the chores, you eat an amazing dinner and get your laundry done for free. Boo yah! Failure Message: "When your done with the dishes, don't forget to scrub the bathroom toilets." % gained per success: 20% # of successes needed to complete job: 5 # of successes so far: 250 #34. Job Title: Missing Mascot Description: The team mascot is missing. It's your time to shine! Money Earned: 18,000-20,000 Success Message: You put on the mascot outfit and get the crowd moving. Nice moves! Failure Message: Ouch! That's what happens when you try a triple backflip off a trampoline without practice. % gained per success: 15% # of successes needed to complete job: 7 # of successes so far: 257 #35. Job Title: Pledge for a Club Description: Some clubs are accepting new members. Apply now! Money Earned: 21,000-22,000 Success Message: You got in and won a lousy gift certificate. Maybe you should apply to a REAL club. Failure Message: You got rejected. Perhaps you should try to join a REAL club? % gained per success: 15% # of successes needed to complete job: 7 # of successes so far: 264 *You gained an extra 11,000 cash, 1 Doctor's Note* #36. Job Title: Statue Bandit Description: Steal the school statue from a rival college. Money Earned: 22,000-23,000 Success Message: Your antics have earned you the respect and admiration of the students. Failure Message: Busted! Time to go home and nurse those two black eyes. % gained per success: 10% # of successes needed to complete job: 10 # of successes so far: 274 #37. Job Title: Buy Groceries Description: It's time to buy groceries for you and your roommate. Money Earned: 26,000-30,000 Success Message: Your roommate gives you a little extra cash for your efforts. Failure Message: Your roomate eats all of the food in 30 minutes. "Hungry!!!" % gained per success: 10% # of successes needed to complete job: 10 # of successes so far: 284 #38. Job Title: Bribe Resident Advisor Description: Your RA is giving you trouble for throwing a loud party. Get rid of him! Money Earned: 36,000-40,000 Success Message: Turns out the RA was just sad you didn't send him an invite, and pays YOU to attend! Failure Message: "NO PARTY FOR YOU!" - who knew the RA was such a prude? % gained per success: 5% # of successes needed to complete job: 20 # of successes so far: 304 #39. Job Title: Track and Field Description: It's time to practice for the upcoming race. Money Earned: 48,000-52,500 Success Message: You won the race! Good job, champ! Failure Message: You realize that the only sport you're good at is drinking beer. % gained per success: 5% # of successes needed to complete job: 20 # of successes so far: 324 *You gained an extra 24,000 cash* #40. Job Title: Beer Pong Contest Description: It's time for the annual campus-wide beer pong tournament! Will you rise to the challenge? Money Earned: 49,000-54,000 Success Message: There's nothing like a giant beer pong trophy to impress your friends. Oh wait, prize money...even better. Failure Message: Your team got beat by two freshman who made fun of your mother. Sadness. % gained per success: 25% # of successes needed to complete job: 4 # of successes so far: 328 !Lvl 4 Job Mastery Award Achieved! #41. Job Title: Sell Junk Food During Ban Description: Administration has banned junk food after reading a scary new article. Opportunity awaits! Money Earned: 50,000-56,000 Success Message: Good job! You've created a business empire! Failure Message: You ate your own supply, and owe money to the scary looking guys who sold you Twinkies. % gained per success: 20% # of successes needed to complete job: 5 # of successes so far: 333 #42. Job Title: Freshman Hazing Description: It's time to haze the freshman. This will be fun! Money Earned: 51,000-58,000 Success Message: You dump the frosh in a bathtub full of jello. Now they fear and respect you. Failure Message: You screamed like a little girl when you saw a spider in front of the frosh. You'll never live it down. % gained per success: 15% # of successes needed to complete job: 7 # of successes so far: 340 #43. Job Title: Call Center Description: Get a part-time job at the local customer support call center. Money Earned: 52,000-59,000 Success Message: You scored some extra cash. Boo yah! Failure Message: You got caught downloading "movie files". Fired! % gained per success: 12% # of successes needed to complete job: 9 # of successes so far: 349 *You gained an extra 26,000 cash* #44. Job Title: Party Time Description: Try to get into the local nightclub with your fake ID. Money Earned: 53,000-60,000 Success Message: You got in and managed to learn some cool dance-off moves! Failure Message: Wow, bouncers can throw people really far. % gained per success: 10% # of successes needed to complete job: 10 # of successes so far: 359 #45. Job Title: New Credit Card Description: You're running low on beer money. Time to sign up for new credit card! Money Earned: 54,000-65,000 Success Message: Score! You've got cash and got a great deal with ONLY a 848.22% interest rate! Failure Message: "Sir, with your credit score you are only eligible for a pre-paid credit card." % gained per success: 10% # of successes needed to complete job: 10 # of successes so far: 369 #46. Job Title: Old Folks Home Volunteer Description: Volunteer at the senior citizens center down the street. Money Earned: 60,000-70,000 Success Message: You're a hit with the residents and received some generous tips! Failure Message: Mrs. McDonelly wants you to clean her bedpan. FML. % gained per success: 10% # of successes needed to complete job: 10 # of successes so far: 379 #47. Job Title: Club Treasurer Description: You are smart with money and the club is putting you in charge. Do you accept? Money Earned: 64,000-75,000 Success Message: You managed to stretch our shoestring budget for the entire year! Good job! Failure Message: Spending the clubâs budget on beer will not be accepted. You are being audited. % gained per success: 5% # of successes needed to complete job: 20 # of successes so far: 399 *You gained an extra 32,000 cash, 1 Doctor's Note* #48. Job Title: Blood Donation Description: Donate your blood for some extra cash. Money Earned: 68,000-76,000 Success Message: You feel a little woozy, but you got a free cookie and some extra cash! Failure Message: Your blood was taken from a sparkly guy named Edward with fangs who didn't even work at the donation center. % gained per success: 5% # of successes needed to complete job: 20 # of successes so far: 419 !Lvl 5 Job Mastery Award Achieved! #49. Job Title: Midterm Madness Description: It's time to study for midterm exams. Money Earned: 70,000-80,000 Success Message: You aced the test and got some cash from your parents as a reward! Failure Message: Not only did you sleep in and arrive at the exam late, but you forgot to put on pants. % gained per success: 5% # of successes needed to complete job: 20 # of successes so far: 439 #50. Job Title: Keg Stand Competition Description: Theres a keg stand competition happening at the party. It's go time! Money Earned: 80,000-85,000 Success Message: You can chug with the best of them. Enjoy your trophy and prize money, and walk the walk of a champion. Failure Message: You fell on your head while doing a keg stand and got knocked unconscious. % gained per success: 20% # of successes needed to complete job: 5 # of successes so far: 444 #51. Job Title: Sell Textbooks Online Description: Sell your textbooks online at your favorite auction site, C-Bay. Money Earned: 85,000-90,000 Success Message: Good work. You've got enough cash to buy pizza for dinner tonight. [/color] Failure Message: Too bad you don't know how to use a computer, and sold your textbooks for free. % gained per success: 15% # of successes needed to complete job: 7 # of successes so far: 451 #52. Job Title: Paint a Mural Description: Help your crush paint a mural for the university. Money Earned: 90,000-95,000 Success Message: Your artsy nature impresses your crush. You've got a hot date! Failure Message: Painting private parts on the walls does not impress your crush. Forever alone... % gained per success: 15% # of successes needed to complete job: 7 # of successes so far: 458 *You gained an extra 45,000 cash* #53. Job Title: Download Media Description: You need to download some "movie files" onto your computer. Money Earned: 95,000-99,000 Success Message: The download finishes quickly and your roomate is nowhere to be found! Viewing time! Failure Message: "Whoah, hey guys! Look at what's being downloaded! LOL!" - Busted! % gained per success: 13% # of successes needed to complete job: 8 # of successes so far: 466 #54. Job Title: Internship Description: You got a job as a college intern at the local marketing firm. Money Earned: 99,000-105,000 Success Message: Congratulations! You're a pro at making and delivering coffee! The sky's the limit! Failure Message: You realized that it's an unpaid internship job. FML. % gained per success: 12% # of successes needed to complete job: 9 # of successes so far: 475 #55. Job Title: Party Planner Description: It's time to throw the most epic party ever. Are you ready? Money Earned: 105,000-110,000 Success Message: The party was a huge hit! It's going to take you three days to clean up. Good work. Failure Message: "Um...how did that get onto the ceiling?" % gained per success: 10% # of successes needed to complete job: 10 # of successes so far: 485 #56. Job Title: Prank Rival Club Description: A rival club is trying to muscle yours off campus. Show them who's boss! Money Earned: 110,000-112,000 Success Message: Your rivals are in awe of how you managed to get their cars encased in blocks of ice. Failure Message: The rival club was one step ahead of you, and pranked you first. % gained per success: 10% # of successes needed to complete job: 10 # of successes so far: 495 #57. Job Title: Walk of Shame Description: You had a memorable night out. Sneak home without anyone noticing! Money Earned: 112,000-116,000 Success Message: You get back to your dorm unnoticed. Good work, champ. Failure Message: Your parents decided to pay you a surprise visit, and have been waiting outside your dorm. % gained per success: 5% # of successes needed to complete job: 20 # of successes so far: 515 *You gained an extra 58,000 cash, 1Doctor's Note* #58. Job Title: Go to Rock Concert Description: Your favorite band is playing in town tonight. Money Earned: 116,000-122,000 Success Message: You get to meet the band and go backstage. Being a groupie is fun! Failure Message: You watch the band with binoculars from the nosebleed seats. FML. % gained per success: 5% # of successes needed to complete job: 20 # of successes so far: 535 Hope you enjoy it! _Warrior