HOW TO TRAIN YOUR Spitfire This little guide will go though all the little details you need to train Your personal spitfire and how to make them loyal to you 1. To find your spitfire you must hunt, as for these species are RARE. Do not try to scare him and do not try to love him right away, as he will think you want to breed with him. 2. These species are so territorial, if it sees another one of its kind, they will bash each other with stupid and random sayings about things on their minds, maybe like cookies, vending machines or tacos , and they will not stop 3. Find a home for these rare species, they do like to steal your spot, and they will curl up with a good book about the history of vending machines, best to lock them in a metal or stone cell when you are not around as for they spit fire, the last person who didn't had to say ( they didn't want their name being known as they are in trouble ) 5. These spitfire become loyal to you if you constantly feed them cookies or spinach, as they grew up lurking and watching your tv as a child. 6. After a few months of doing this over and over your spitfire will become loyal to you, as for these native species talk English, they will talk to you and describe the pain and pleasure they have saying stupid things to people about the similarities between a vending machine, and people, If you are walking outside and you SEE a strange looking creature swinging their arms like crazy and running at you and mumbling things about cookies, RUN, YOU BETTER HIDE YOUR KIDS AND YOUR FAMILY Also. LEAVE NO CHOCOLATE OUT, or iTunes gift cards, he will steal it, reset and buy his $5 avatar again
I want one i want one. Im gonna train him to poop on my parents faces and confuse them with his progound logic. Thank you