Ingredients: Water from a toilet Urine (optional) Equipment Required: Glass or Graduated Measuring Cylinder Pipette (optional) Ice Box Freezer Method: Scoop up your toilet water with a glass then pour a measured amount into your graduated measuring cylinder. Toilet water is easily obtainable from your nearest toilet or local gutter/hovel. Do not use toilet paper as it will soak up your toilet water, which is something you don't want. Now that you have your fresh toilet water, pour it into an icebox (any shape you wish). If you want that extra zing add one drop of urine using your Pipette on each toilet water cube. Any more than one drop is fatal and will cause immediate death. Wait approximately 1-4 hours depending on the cooling strength of your freezer. Make sure to periodically check your ice box for bacterial or fungal growths. (Should these occur, they can only be removed by hand.) Once your toilet water has frozen extract the ice with a sharp tool (be careful not to stab/slash/cut yourself) put on a plate and serve with mint leaves and chocolate ice cream. For extra decoration tear up some toilet paper and sprinkle on the outside rim of the plate. Extra information: Dish is best served cold Consume within 15 minutes for best effects Your toilet water ice can be crushed with a pestle to make the process of consumption easier Sorry for any bbcode fail and credit to someone else on the gaw forum - I found it hilarious and decided to reproduce it on here
i just put my head in and stick my tongue out. sometimes i even flush it just to wash my whole face in it.