Guide on how to drink toilet water.

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by ThirdLeg, Jun 23, 2013.

  1. Ingredients:
    • Water from a toilet
      Urine (optional)

    Equipment Required:
    • Glass or Graduated Measuring Cylinder
      Pipette (optional)
      Ice Box
      Freezer

    Method: Scoop up your toilet water with a glass then pour a measured amount into your graduated measuring cylinder. Toilet water is easily obtainable from your nearest toilet or local gutter/hovel. Do not use toilet paper as it will soak up your toilet water, which is something you don't want.

    Now that you have your fresh toilet water, pour it into an icebox (any shape you wish). If you want that extra zing add one drop of urine using your Pipette on each toilet water cube. Any more than one drop is fatal and will cause immediate death.

    Wait approximately 1-4 hours depending on the cooling strength of your freezer. Make sure to periodically check your ice box for bacterial or fungal growths. (Should these occur, they can only be removed by hand.)

    Once your toilet water has frozen extract the ice with a sharp tool (be careful not to stab/slash/cut yourself) put on a plate and serve with mint leaves and chocolate ice cream. For extra decoration tear up some toilet paper and sprinkle on the outside rim of the plate.

    Extra information:
    • Dish is best served cold
      Consume within 15 minutes for best effects
      Your toilet water ice can be crushed with a pestle to make the process of consumption easier

    Sorry for any bbcode fail and credit to someone else on the gaw forum - I found it hilarious and decided to reproduce it on here :)
     
  2. What did I just read 
     
  3. ^ A guide on how to eat toilet water.
     
  4. correction, it's a guide on how to "drink" toilet water yuck! 
     
  5. Re: Guide on how to eat toilet water.

    Fuck. My bad. I meant to write eat. Not drink.
     
  6. ?What the hell I'm gonna be sick
     
  7. Oh wow (⊙o⊙)?
     
  8. i just put my head in and stick my tongue out.
    sometimes i even flush it just to wash my whole face in it.
     
  9. I always wondered how to do it thanks for the guide
     
  10. Lmao! Yes! This was needed. 
     
  11. At least it's detailed 
     
  12. That just lowered my IQ.
     
  13. Deserves a sticky 
     
  14. I didn't bother reading it cause I knew it was going to be gross .-. I seem correct
     
  15. I never read this .......
     
  16. It doesn't deserve a sticky.
     
  17. That's a good useless guide and I look it high five bro