This a guide for women. How to make a sandwich! 1. Get two slices of bread Type typically chosen by dominant male. 2. Spread sauce on to each slice. (sauce also chosen by dominant male) 3. On one bread put given meat. Men like it meaty, so put a large amount. 4. Put cheese on top of meat. This is important if you are going to do step (5) (optional 5). toast the sandwich so the cheese melts and the bread is toasted. If you screw this up start over. 5. Put extra toppings These can include lettuce tomatoes jalipeños etc. 6. Serve the sandwich to the male. If you disappoint you shall start over.