Green eggs and ham

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by -PHS-Female_Body_Inspector-, Aug 3, 2013.

  1. So I'm hungry and was looking in my fridge and found eggs cheese Bacon sausage,and Ham. So it came to my mind that I should attempt to make a extreme omelet. The thing is idk how to make a omelet. Can y'all teach me?
     
  2. start with a fresh batch of poison ivy
     
  3. Yes and dont forget the leaves and branches
     
  4. Will you prepare them for me?
     
  5. Oh dear you do like writing threads. There are something's very hard to teach some males.
    As eggsample. Omelets, but I'll try.
    Preparation is the key to cooking.

    Milk Room Temperature 1/4 cup for 4 eggs is two omelets. Fluff the eggs into the milk with a fork cause you prolly dont have a whisk. Pinch of sea salt and pepper.
    Bacon is not your best choice and is better with ham. Jalapeños are a part of an extreme omelet and of course cheese. It's great to blend cheeses so for extreme Blue and white cheddar old. The jalapeño from can or jar need to be drain so you don't add fluid. Small frying pan on 5-6 depending on stove. Pour your whipped eggs in slowly one serving now add any greens and finally cheese as the uncooked side starts to bubble fold in half which seal the edges locking in cheese and other yummies.
    Asparagus , broccoli, radish, Tomato, are sone of the easy additions.

    Presentation slices of Tomato bacon muffin on the side a pinch of parsley gives it that pro look.
     
  6. Thanks chef Ramsey.
     
  7. Turn on the oven. Mash up the egg. Throw in green food coloring, toss in some bacon, and then cook at 450 degrees
     
  8. RNS. RAMSAY ***** ****.
     
  9. "Take the thing out"
    What ????
     
  10.  That pic..
     
  11. You missed the black out part good sir, use your mind. Any word.would fit there. Any to your imagination! 