GOSH DAMNIT HELP ME. e.e

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by *CheekyChloe (01), Oct 17, 2011.

  1. I'm seriously walking around in circles.


    As the assistant of the captain or as the vice captain of the red team, I have responsibilty to make the BESTEST GREATEST FULLFIEST PIKACHU-MOLEST-TEMPTING Haunted House.

    Last year, the grade sixes (now grade sevens) made an average one. e.e


    And average is pretty good. Last last year, all the effort was 


    A guy wearing a skeleton costume just walked up to me and slapped me on the back. =_=


    The haunted house is actually supposed to be a maze. And I'm pretty pissed about it.


    We're only allowed a TINY hallway that's about 3m long.


    We used to do it in the canteen, where the kitchen is a good place to vandalize.


    But I guess I'll have to cope with it.



    So... Any suggestions for an "awesome" haunted house that can "scare" all the kids?

    Instead of scaring them, I've decided to be the scarecrow nerd who hands out candy. ._.


    Because I'm nice like that.


    But... I've also decided to have somebody blend in with the wall and scare the kids who huddle up in a group to get the candy.


    Whyyyy...?


    Because I'm horrible like that.



    And trust me, I don't want the kids to go home and say,

    "MOMMY. A SCARECROW LADY GAVE ME CANDY! IS THAT THE PEDOBEAR IN DISGUISE?"


    Kids these days. Their brothers and sisters really screw up their minds...


    Like I do to my cousin. 


    Cousin: Cousinnn~! what should I weaar for haaallooowweeeen?

    Me: I'll cover you in ketchup and throw your mom's whitening powder at you. You can go as a ghost and scare everybody by throwing your scary blood balls at them.

    Cousin: GREAT! WHEN CAN WE START?!



    I just love my cousin. :3


    I tried hiding her in a bag, taking her back to Macau with me, since she lives in Beijing, but no luck. : (

    For a 7 year old, she sure does like to play "elmo and barbie gets married" when she's cramped up or bored. e.e



    Anyways... Back to the point.


    Any suggestions for halloween?

    I'm still deciding on a costume, and I don't want my perfect halloween to become something kids cry about back home because I didn't give them enough candy. e.e
     
  2. *fluffiest. e.e
     
  3. Guns aren't allowed at school. ;n;



    Nor is peanut butter. :mad:
     
  4. We're not allowed to harm them or get them wet. =_=


    Only "scare".


    >_>
     
  5. Just do something like have a bowl of candy out in the open and your under the table and when they reach for it stick your hand from out of the candy bowl and grab their hand o.o I know that scares me..
     
  6. Dim, hole in the wall, anyone having a flashback of something that happened in the forums involving such a device?

    G_ory Ho_e.

    I'd like to solve the puzzle.

    So anyways, why no peanut butter?

    I'll give some ideas when I awake.
     
  7. ._. lolz. Have screaming and chainsaws in back ground. have stuffed animals all chewed up. Take ketchup and spray it every where. Sum ideas
     
  8. ._.


    Something... Less... Creepy... You know... Stupid 3 and 6 year olds....
     
  9. MissP's prank is awesome
     
  10. Yep. :3

    It's in my handy dandy notebook...


    Along with the pedophilish gossip files. ._.
     
  11. ,_, May i have a look?


    :p
     
  12. NEVAR...


    Unless you give me a cookie. ._.
     
  13. NUUUU!!


    Make it 4 cookies!!

    (2 for me ;3)

    The rest.....


    FOR ME :twisted: :3
     
  14. Dress up scary n pretend to turn in2 a trance. N chase them shouting I must kill u all

    I no it works. I av a younger sis. Actually 2 but anyway she was crying n ran bck homelmfao im mean
     
  15. ZOMBIE POWAH.


     
  16. Omg. Chloe. Put a table with a hole in it. Get someone to stick their head into the hole. And put a serving thing like the movies on top. Then tell the kids the candy is under it and when they open it scream rlly loud
     
  17. Wear the fuck am I gunna find a table with a hole through it?!