GO GETTA CREW: DA SAVIOR OF PIMD

it has come hereby attention that pimd is dying so i hereby my bring you guys what may be highly regarded as da finest suggestion eva to be proposed

i bring you guys t5 GO GETTA CREW (GGC)

with GGC we don't have crew that sit at home all day. GGC are crew that go up to other crew and parties AND THEY GO TO THE ACTION

THEY HIT DA CLUB AND BRING BACK OTHER PLAYAS AND PROVIDE TUTOR BONUS

THEY CAN GO TO UR RIVALS DORM, INTOXICATE WHOEVER AND BRING THEM BACK TO UR PLACE, DIS IS A USEFUL ALLY IN WAR

NOW, U GET TO HAVE MORE CREW IN DORMS AND THEY CAN HAVE PARTIES AS DA TITLE OF THIS APP SUGGESTS

THE STRONGER UR GGC THEN THE MORE LIKELY U BRING HOME ANOTHER CREW OF HIGHER CLASS. IF U BRING BACK A SOROTITY OR FRAT PRESIDENT (DEPENDING ON WHICH GENDER OF UR GGC) THEN U CAN SELL HIM OR HER TO THE PEDOPHILE (old nurse) FOR MONEY

NOTE DAT IF U DEICIDE TO KEEP DA SORORITY GIRL AND SHE GETS PREGNANT SHE CAN'T BE SENT TO DA NURSE BECAUSE DA NURSE WAS JIPPING EVERYONES CREDIT AND LOST HER JOB

NOW ANOTHER THING ABOUT DA GGC IS THAT THEY ARE GOOD AT FIGHTS WHICH IN TURN CAN MAKE U CASH. IF U SEE AN ATTRACTIVE CREW MEMBER IN ANOTHER PLAYERS DORM, U CAN FIGHT HIS OR HER ROOMATES AND IF U WIN THEN U OBTAIN THAT ATTRACTIVE CREW WHICH CAN THEN BE SOLD TO DA PEDOPHILE (secret for a lot of cash now that volleying is bad)

 

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DIDN'T PICK UP ON IT, YOU CAN VOLLEY BY HAVING U AND UR FRIEND BUY THE MOST ATTRACTIVE CREW AND PINNING EACH OTHER SO IT'S EASY TO BRING OTHER CREW HOME WHICH CAN THEN BE SOLD TO DA PEDOPHILE. NOTE DAT DA PEDOPHILE WILL ONLY TAKE A MAX OF 48 CREW EACH DAY (he/she/it assaults 2 crew at a time each hour) AND DA PEDOPHILE WILL ONLY TAKE STOLEN CREW DAT U ACQUIRED WITH YOUR GGC

 

it's ok i am willing to work with people of all colors to help carry out the GGC

 

my writing is a masterpiece, i dont ever revise becos it comes out perfect the first time