I will be giving away my most prized 499 because it no longer matches my dorm. I was going to recycle it but I decided to just give it away to someone. Whoever has the best and most well thought up insult for me shall win my chainsaw.
What if we don't insult you well enough? Will you put us in one of your infamous 10 hours sfws, and then continue badgering with your "get them before they get me" defense mechanism that is characterized by trashing others on forums? You're clearly afraid of forming close interpersonal relationships, possibly a side effect of some untreated childhood trauma.
You remind me of herpes, the gift that keeps on giving.. Which encourages me to flush you like your mum should of during her first trimester.