Funny thing happened yesterday

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by 00_Lamont, Apr 6, 2014.

  1. Me and my boyfriend went partying after I told him about the failed prank..lmfao. he thought I broke his sac when we ummm...WELL afterwards we went partying last night. He got hit on and i got mad cuz they thought he was single because he was grinding on me like he ain't no goddamn sense. So i was thirsty. Six tequilas later i was hot so i took off my shirt n threw it at the bartender. Then i went to smoke. I think we smoke a good lb. Anyway we was high. I'm talking about HIGH like i was seeing swirls and talking about courage like I was superman or something. So we walked home because I duno y but I still have to find my car because I duno where it is. But WHEN we was back at the house I was tryna unlock the door n we was giggling like two females. Kush had me opening my door with a USB drive. We got in a half hour later when I realize it didn't look like keys... n I duno know what happened later but I know I woke up on my kitchen table n my boyfriend is sleeping on the steps right now... no I duno where my car keys went.... we was live last night...now about church...
     
  2. That's not funny that's being irresponsible and jealous.
     
  3. Thats like your own version of The Hangover
     
  4. You bring a usb drive always?
    Don't you wish doors are voice activated
    Made me remember the time I cant open my door ended up vomiting outside.
    Pink vomit ?
     
  5. "He thought I broke his sac"
     LMFAO 
     I died. 
     
  6. So you rather post on forum's as suppose to finding your car first...
     
  7. Austin youre scud
     
  8. •_____________________________•
     
  9. I was excited when i seen the thread.but got bored when i seen the paragraph o.o
     
  10. This isn't Facebook or Twitter please redirect your post to one of those sites
     
  11. Lol. Thought I'd share. Shhhhh. One of those funny where u remember half of the things. I found my car keys anyways. So I'm going to get my car... it doesn't have to be Facebook or twitter.. it's forums. Public forums.... so what does that means? PUBLIC POSTS!!! :-D YAYYYY! I know. I was irresponsible. :-( spank me ;-)
     
  12. I'm not Austin I'm kristi.
     
  13. Either way youre scud
     
  14. "Dude"
    "Sweet"
    "Dude"
    "Sweet"
     
  15. OP are you a girl?
     
  16. Crazy Nilla lol.
     
  17. No....I'm a MAN!
     
  18. kristi shut up and nilla boo that is funny as hell.. u could only imagine my club nights lol