Funniest thing youll read all.night

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by MrGoon, Aug 16, 2013.

  1. A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?'

    The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, there are three kinds of Boobs. In her 20's, a woman's are like melons, round and firm. In her 30's to 40's, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions'.

    'Onions?'

    'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.'

    This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, 'Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?'.

    The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, 'Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his 20's, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30's and 40's, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50's, it is like a Christmas Tree.'

    'A Christmas tree?'

    'Yes - the root's dead and the balls are just for decoration.'
     
  2.  im crackin up
     
  3. How old are these children?
     
  4. That was my question too
     
  5. LMFAO i love it  imma be a cougar 
     
  6. THA he'll
     
  7. Hell*

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  8. Hahahaha!!! xD
     
  9. Omfg  i love it! 
     
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  11. MrGoon 1 - MrsGoon 3
    hmm who shall win 
    ill catch you babe just watch
     
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  13. I love Mr & Mrs Goons posts
     
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  15. I'm scared to read this
     
  16. That was hilarious
     
  17. how did you think if this/where did you find it?