French Heroes

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction' started by *CheekyChloe (01), Jul 8, 2011.

  1. It was 1764, Paris, French.


    "Mickey!!" Chloe yelled.

    "What!!!"

    "Did you complete the document yet?!"

    "No! I need inspiration!!"

    "..."

    Then the lord and Mia came in.

    "Who wants pastries?!"

    "Me!!"

    I threw a pastry in Lord Kuch's face.

    "Apple pastry!!"

    ----

    Lmao I was laughing too hard. I'll continue part 2 xDDDDDD
     
  2. LMAO Je devrais être offensé, mais je ne suis pas  
     
  3. Lmao. I'm still laughing. Please translate?
     
  4. I FIRGOT!! KEEP WRITIN)!!! translation: I should be offended but I'm not lol
     
  5. vous aimez mon  française ne le nie pas!

    Translation
    You like my French don't deny it!!
     
  6. Yayy im nouveau le seigneur
     
  7. "PIE FIGHT! THIS IS THE FRENCH REVOLUTION!!!"

    Lord Kuch threw a whip cream apple pastry at me and Napoleon stormed in.

    "Lord Kuch! What is the meaning of this- OOOH! A Danish pastry!"

    Napoleon fell on the floor and ate it.

    "Mickey, write the document before Napoleon eats the ink!"

    ----

    Not racist! I adore the French. It's just thus club chat made me ROFL. part 2! Not yet part 3.
     
  8. THATS si drôle! Continuez d'écrire!
     
  9. Translation...?
     
  10. Qui est drôle et fou flipper
     
  11. Lol it's amazing and keep writing lol
     
  12. Translation miseour Kuching!!
     
  13. "Mickey Mickey!!"

    Mia and Mickey chit chats about French stuff.

    "Deja vu!"

    "Sacre Bleu!"

    "Pastry Deja Vu Sacre Bleu!!"

    "OMG, Pastries and Confusion?"

    I was Chinese so I didn't understand the French council.

    "Mickey, the document! Napoleon will be finished with the pastry!"

    "I will be!! Shut up or I'll smack you with my apple pastry!"

    "Mmmhmm! We! Make more danish pastries!"

    "Kuching! Make haste with the pastries!!"

    Ahh yes. Napoleon.


    Kuching wore a chef uniform and rushed in with a dozen Danish pastries. Napoleon rushed to it on all fours.

    "Rawr! Mmf DANISH REVOLUTION!! MHAMFISNUZJNSJANFOEB!"

    I stood there, shocked.

    Mia was sitting on Napoleon and Mickey was chewing on a feather. Kuching was licking pastries from the floor and I was climbing the roof.

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    Lmao! Last paragraph was my sisters idea. I refused but she snatched it and I laughed at the end. No offense guys, you're great! XD ROFL
     
  14. SACRE BLU!!!!I LOVE IT
     
  15. cob

    The last one is really crazy
     
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