FREE LIGHTER

Discussion in 'Strategy' started by HerSuperman, Jun 13, 2015.

  1. I'm bored and have extra lighters.

    Post the worst/cheesiest pickup lines you've heard. Which ever is my favorite I'll gift a key :)
     
  2. Do you have a phone? Cuz i need to call God and tell him hes missing an angel
     
  3. I saw you u saw me now let me have it plus2nd
     
  4. If u were a fruit, you'd be a fineapple
     
  5. Give me the damn lighter and I'll take you out to dinner
     
  6. Is your hand heavy? Let me hold it for you 
     
  7. Have I seen you somewhere? Cuz I just fallen head over heels for you
     
  8. Hey girl! Feel your sweater.

    Know what its made of? Boyfriend material. ?
     
  9. Im bored, you wanna?
     
  10. Do you like diamonds? Because I'm about to throw some D up in your ribs ho.
     
  11. Do you have a quarter?
    I need to call my momma and tell her I found the one
     
  12. You like candy? Get in the van or I'll kill you.
     
  13. Hey I forgot hour name, can i call you mine? 
     
  14. Know what on the menu? Me-n-u ?
     
  15. Gimme a lighter and i won't farm you️

    #Romantic
     
  16.  Let's play Barbie. I'll be Ken and you can be the box I come in. 
     Your body is 75% water and I'm thirsty 
     Hey! Tie your shoe! I don't want you falling for anyone else. 
    You know Dr. Phil says I'm afraid of commitment...want to prove him wrong? 

    Just a few great ones I've heard over the years  good luck to everyone
     
  17. I dont need a lighter anymore, thus I need someone to light up my world.. And thats you.


    But I really need a lighter lol
     
  18. They call me Jon, but you can call me tonight. ?
     
  19. Dang girl your feet must be tired cuz you've been running through my mind all day