*holds black and blue bowling balls* Hey guys, my balls are black and blue .....well I thought it was funny
There once was a boy who went to school everyday. He loved his classmate, Beth, dearly. Although Everytime he approached her, he was always too nervous to ask her to the schools upcoming prom. The boys best friend, Oscar, snapped some sense into him one Wednesday evening. He told the boy that if it was meant to be, it will happen. If not, he needed to move on and that there were plenty of fish in the sea. The boy nodded in understanding and rushed out of his home to Beth's. With a nervous hand, he knocked. The beautiful blonde gently opened the door and gave a greeting smile. "Yes?" She asked. The boy grew nervous, a lump forming in his throat. "Will... Will you go to prom with me..?" He stuttered, the words almost fumbling from his lips. Beth smiled happily and eagerly accepted the boys offer. The following Friday, prom arrived. The boy picked up his date and brought her to the dance after a nice dinner. The girl asked her date for something to drink as she was feeling very parched. The boy agreed to fetch the woman a drink and went to the table in which the snacks we're kept, yet he stopped dead in his tracks as he realized there was no punch line.
Pulling out some Shel Silverstein for this one cause nowhere does it say original. We made the world's longest hot dog, And now that's it's finally done, We realize nobody's baked The world's longest bun. The puppy's housebroken at last? Lord only knows he was needin' it. You've trained him to go On the newspaper? Fine. But please-not while I'm readin' it. Mustache Mo of the B&O- His mustache grew ten feet or so. It got caught in the wheels below. Now there's no mustache And no mo' Mo.
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