1. As i caught a train home i sat beside a woman, we talked, the train stopped, she left the train i turn to see her enter the compartment behind me -_- 2. I fell asleep in class during the lesson i was wearing sweatpants, had an erection, the teacher came and grabbed it thinking it was my phone 3. today i was talking to a guy Put him on mute Turns out he heard everytging It was the biggest dump he ever heard 4. Today i went to my phone company I thought ny phone couldnt recieve texts Turns out my phones fine its just the no one ever text me back 5. Today i found wipes in my girls purse I told her not to.be so self concious later that night after going down on her i wish i coulda took that back Share your messed up funny life stories #fml
Rushing home to the toilet from the shops when shopping with ur family. Get home everyones busting and u get in first, only to realize theres no toilet paper and its already to late theres a line at the door :-z This is a really sh!ty situation