Filipino Peaches: By Crazy Adelynn

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by *Adelynn (01), Jul 4, 2011.

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    Filipino Peaches. Picked and sliced fresh canned in fresh and pure unicorn blood.

    It's the healthiest peach out there. Buy some now for the low cost of $500,250

    Side effects include: Heart Attack, Vomitting, Seizures, Hives, Drowsiness, and Death.
    If you are experiencing any of these please call your local morgue and schedule a funeral date.

    This product is brought to you by:
    Doctor Peaches and Crazy Adelynn

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    #1 *Adelynn (01), Jul 4, 2011
  2. Nurse*
     
    #2 *Dhul_Fiqar (01), Jul 4, 2011
  3. 
     
    #3 AaronRodgers, Jul 4, 2011
  4. This is amazing though. We will go a long way with our brand. We are like the DC of canned goods.
     
    #4 *Dhul_Fiqar (01), Jul 4, 2011
  5. I know right?!!?
     
    #5 *Adelynn (01), Jul 4, 2011
  6. Blasphemy! e.e
    They're not even supposed to be in season yet
    Hmm........ seems a bit risky

    ~M
     
    #6 -MaToN-, Jul 4, 2011
  7. 
     
    #7 *foxymama13 (01), Jul 4, 2011
  8. They are recommended by a doctor!
     
    #8 *Dhul_Fiqar (01), Jul 4, 2011
  9. Thats like saying most dentists don't choose oral b.
     
    #9 *Dhul_Fiqar (01), Jul 4, 2011
  10. So, a corrupted one bent on world domination!
    Ever thought of that? O.O

    ~M
     
    #10 -MaToN-, Jul 4, 2011
  11. I'm the doctor...
     
    #11 *Dhul_Fiqar (01), Jul 4, 2011
  12. That's sooo sick 
     
    #12 pixie-stick, Jul 4, 2011
  13. My point exactly

    ~M
     
    #13 -MaToN-, Jul 4, 2011
  14. Well at least one of my points ^_^

    ~M
     
    #14 -MaToN-, Jul 4, 2011
  15. Do you not see the doctors mask? I'm legit!
     
    #15 *Dhul_Fiqar (01), Jul 4, 2011
  16. :O Nope, If you had an office then I'd believe it

    ~M
     
    #16 -MaToN-, Jul 4, 2011
  17. I do. It's in a hospital.
     
    #17 *Dhul_Fiqar (01), Jul 4, 2011
  18. The makeshift one in that back alley?! Well then, you are very legit then

    ~M
     
    #18 -MaToN-, Jul 4, 2011
  19.  I want some peaches
     
    #19 AaronRodgers, Jul 4, 2011
  20. I choked on my jelly
     
    #20 *-AC-EpiclyImmortalized_Isaac- (01), Jul 4, 2011
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