Feeling Some Type of Way

So I don't know about anyone else, but depending on what kind of music I'm listening to at the moment, my mood fluctuates ALOT.

For instance, if I feel like being really indie and kind of angsty I'd listen to Lana Del Rey or Banks

I've got that summertime, summertime sadness oh, oooh oh.  and it's not even summer.

should've known, I shoulda known it was a bad idea to love you. All I wanted to lift other up Yeah that's basically how every depressing tale about a failed relationship starts. You already know where it's going.


If I'm feel really street or hood like an OG best believe I'm listening to Straight Outta Compton

When I'm called off, I got a sawed-off Squeeze the trigger and bodies are hauled off

Like imagine if someone starting following in their car. Windows tinted, blasting this ish. Like Letta ___ try me, try me No you're not gonna try them.

Or if I'm up in my single feelings I'll be listening to Adorn by Miguel with a tub of ice cream like why doesn't anyone touch me like that anymore?!?! 

AND THEEEEESE BABE, CANT WAIT TO SEE YOOO GRIN

Like really? Even tho I tho got yellow ass buck teeth? Really Miguel?  Drake betta pass me some tissues.

And if I'm at that point when I just don't care anymore I listen to Hookah by Tyga and pretend like I actually smoke something. Trust me I don't, I tried before and it didn't go over well ?

 Said baby pass me the ooga, baby da ooga ooga ooga ooooogaaa 

Now I can barely make out what he's saying in the song, but honestly if you've really given up on life listen to Rich Homie Quan's Milk Marie.

Can't tell what the hell that dude tryna say.

Muuh, muuhray, mrrrwar mrrrwar mrrr mrrrr oh yaaaas!!! Dem lyrics so fiyah!

But currently I have Carly Rae Jephsen stuck in head. REMEMBER THAT THOT?! yeah! She's that chick that got Hey I just met you, and this is crazyyyy but I'm gonna make you wanna kill yourself baby yeah that stupid _____.

But now she has a new song out and it's goes like  I really really really really really really really really really like you, and I want you, do want me? Do want me too? 

Legit. I cannot make this stuff up.

But to her credit, it's catchy. And Tom hanks likes it, so I'm gonna roll with it.

But tonight, I'm feeling freaky. Wanna know why?

Because.... IF WE'RE TALKING BODY, YOU GOT A PERFECT ONE SO PUT IT ON ME, Swear it won't take you long. If you love me ri-i-ight. We can ___ for li-i-ife on and on and on 

Yeah. Thanks Tove Lo. Babies are being made.

Thx for reading! Xoxo thots.

 

TL;DR?

Then go... Pleasantly fondle yourself.

like really? I can't say the f-word? What even?

 

With what? I'm intrigued.

 

I appreciate your honest. Accept my lollipop and suck it real good.

 

Do I get bonus points if I act like I care?