This is our, confusing as fuck, family tree. If I get one comment about bad hand writing, i'm going to falcon punch you adam's apple. If anyone has any questions, or concerns, ask santa.
SANTA IS A FUCKING MAN WHORE WHO DOESN'T DESERVE TO BE ON THE PAPER. WHITE OUT THAT BITCH. I like the handwriting.
"Don't hate the player, hate the game" How Grandfather Santa lived his life Until he "accidently" fell down the stairs
Santa's last words Az : Honey, can you get my hair dryer on the steps? Santa : Sure! Ho Ho Ho *bends over by the steps* Az : What did you call me? *pushes Santa down the steps*