false advertisement

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#Preach!

 

If you are looking for somebody based on only their physical attractiveness, the internet is a TERRIBLE place to do it.

 

Blizzard and I are married.

 

Seems legit.

 

We're expecting triplets in 2018.

 

Ummmm I asked blizzard to marry me first?

 

You're a Thoth. 

 

Ever notice how people who put thuggin in their PIMD usernames aren't really "thuggin"

 

Notice how many people put Sarah in their name?
They aren't really Sarah.

 

Yeah My name is misleading
I don't SpitFire

I PeeFire

My dick is a flamethrower,

 

My name actually has Sarah in it so...you can't be noticing me yo 

 

Notice how many people don't care?

Leeroy Jenkins out
*drops the mic*

 

Notice how people put boob magnet in their name and they actually attract boobs

 

Ok I believed you untill the 2018 prediction

 

My kiti doesn't have a booboo, wait, ill check to make sure.....




Nope, all good.

 

Notice how every is fake?




' Murica.

 

If you would've hashtagged thug life, people would have taken you a little more serious.

 

#420blazeit