Existential Question

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Sanguine, Jan 23, 2020.

  1. *hits blunt*
    Would Lightning McQueen have car insurance or life insurance?
     
    #1 Sanguine, Jan 23, 2020
  2. Both
     
    #2 Maddi_Matsu, Jan 23, 2020
  3. Car insurance would be the life insurance
     
    #3 Anonymous, Jan 23, 2020
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  4. No
     
    #4 WhoTfIsWesday, Jan 23, 2020
  5. But would it tho
     
    #5 Sanguine, Jan 24, 2020
  6. Yes because they’re cars
     
    #6 Maddi_Matsu, Jan 24, 2020
  7. Life insurance = funeral insurance.

    Do cars have funerals? No.

    So car insurance to pay for a new one.
     
    #7 Kefo, Jan 24, 2020
  8. In the Cars™️ universe, they might.
     
    #8 Muschi, Jan 24, 2020
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  9. :mad: no. They don't. They just let them rust and die like all of Maters buddies. They have no humanity. Cars are savages.
     
    #9 Kefo, Jan 24, 2020
  10. Salvage yard. RIP
     
    #10 -_I_-4m-G0IN6-7o-CHILL-y0U-__-, Jan 24, 2020
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  11. In what language did people think before the invention of "language" as we know it? 🤔
     
    #11 IlXlIJ0P0IlXlI, Jan 24, 2020
  12. Life insurance has nothing to do with funerals 🤔 it's just a lump sum of money given to beneficiaries after the death.
     
    #12 WhoTfIsWesday, Jan 24, 2020
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  13. Cave man
     
    #13 Maddi_Matsu, Jan 24, 2020
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  14. Ah okay.

    Cars don't have families
    So no life insurance.
     
    #14 Kefo, Jan 24, 2020
  15. Didn’t that one car in the first movie have a dad tho
     
    #15 Maddi_Matsu, Jan 24, 2020
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  16. Insurance is a necessary evil scam
     
    #16 V_hyP0crite_101, Jan 24, 2020
  17. If my old car would reproduce a new car it'd be nice
     
    #17 V_hyP0crite_101, Jan 24, 2020
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  18. You can Frankenstein it and reuse some parts 👌
     
    #18 WhoTfIsWesday, Jan 25, 2020
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