I adore you so much. The way Stephanie Meyer portrays you so *twitch* excellently, captures my heart *twitch*. You're beautiful *twitch* perfect *twitch* auburn hair accentuates you perfect dark eyes *twitch*. You're pale *twitch* pasty *twitch* sparkly skin arouses me in such an indescribable way *twitch*. I am jealous *twitch* of Bella. She doesn't deserve you. She's dull and unintelligent and cannot please you like a real woman can. My true *twitch* love *twitch* is truly, you Edward Cullen of the Cullen family of the Twilight saga. I despise you with all my heart, Chloe.
You need help. I mean on so many levels. Whether or not you actually think its a real person or that a vampire exists or you base your "perfect man" on a book. Some girls need to come to grips with this nonsense.
Um... You do know that he is just an actor an it's not a reality series right. Art the risk of imploding your universe I'm letting you know they don't really exist. Backs out of room slowly.