To all of you gathered in forums, greetings. Please take your seats and listen to my words with an open mind accepting heart. It has been over a millennia since Jesus died and then rose from the dead. Alas, he was forced to drop stats, but blessed is He above All for he then joined Satan's club Hell and was LCBC again. Jesus did not party. No, He cared not for the temptation of easy money. Jesus converted Satan's tutors, hiring them until Satan was stripped clean. Did Jesus post on Satan's wall? No! Jesus brought the Good News of the Free Market directly to Satan's Infernal Realm and hired without asking. Satan hit three times, and Jesus posted on his wall: Get behind me, Satan! Thou art a scud with no tb LOL Then verily did Jesus unload, note, and unload again until Satan was DTW... Defender Too Wicked Thus the great 1 v 1 of good versus evil commenced, the longest SFW in human history over the souls of us all. Amen