Dumb Ways to Die

Playing too much pimd 

 

Of old age.

 

Trippin' on a rusty nail.

 

A dumb way to die, is just to die. Unbelievable right?

 

Locked in a room full of Justin Bieber fans and saying 'I hate Justin Bieber'. They'll probaly rip u apart

 

By eating a bomb

 

I don't listen to Justin Beibers music but it must be full of violent lyrics. He has such a violent fan base, all I see are violent horrible posts in his defense from his fans.

 

Playing PIMD while laying on a bed and you hand slips and your ipad hits your face and your nose breaks. The bone at the base of your nose breaks and goes into your brain and u instantly die

 

Google for 'Darwin awards'. Some corkers. The guy who peed up an electric fence and got electrocuted from the 'bits' up was my favourite :lol:

 

Watch a 1000 ways to die its funny (if ur crazy like mi)

 

Anime Overload...

 

dying while reading all their reasons

 

Telling my cousin that One Direction and Justin Bieber are all gay and their music is terrible.

 

Falling down the stairs

 

Watching Family Guy while eating. It's that funny.

 

Mauled by a chihuahua

 

By walking off a cliff and living and as they fly u to the nearest hospital, u fall outta the helicopter and land on the ground but live and asthe helicopter lands u die of a random heart attack.

 

Get molested by a bear

 

Choking on a lychee's seed. Haha, for fools.