I took a bunch of advil cold and sinus today so I could go to work because they needed me. The bottle recommended 1-2 and I took 5. It suppressed my symptoms and didn't kill me, so. If any of you ever need to suppress your symptoms, 5 advil may or may not be safe and it works. Anyway. Meet Dudley. My coworker won him out of the claw machine game for me. He is now my new bff. I am accepting applications for his co-parent that will join our family.