DRUNK!

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by shan, Jan 9, 2013.

  1. What is the craziest thing you've done when you were drunk?
     
  2. Kicked a real life living chicken on the head and killed it. 
     
  3. OMG really? How bad did you feel:(
     
  4. Well, my friends and I had the bright idea to walk 10 miles to the local grocery store. We went inside, out of breath and sweaty, and grabbed pool noodles and helmets, then went and purchased them.

    Then, we, being the bright individuals we were, sat in the carts outside, and jousted.

    We had one friends pushing and one in the art with a helmet and a noodle, and we would get pushed towards each other, and as we crashed together, we would see who could get the other's helmet off fastest with the noodle.

    Then, when we got bored with that, we would race with the carts in and out of the cars, supposedly playing the "Scary Maze Game". Only, we were the scary faces that popped up to scare the people getting into the cars o.o


    And then, finally... I woke up. ,_,
     
  5. I'm glad you don't drink though. I'm so proud.
     
  6. For those of you who know my age, I drink. 
















    In church. 
     
  7. In all seriousness, though, I actually drink.


















    Water. 
     
  8. Had sex on the stairs of a apartment complex
     
  9. People my age shouldn't drink 

    I think it's silly when I see people my age and younger bragging about how wasted they've gotten or how tipsy they are.

    e.e







    Ahem.
     
  10. ^^^^ 

    It's not legal for people my age to drink but one year doesn't matter. YOLO.
     
  11. :; Jopo....
     
  12. ... yeah
     
  13. Wow you guys are such bad asses. 
     
  14. I'm glad you think that 
     
  15. Oh boy the stories 
     
  16. Justin go!
     
  17. My stories aren't pimd friendly. 

    Craziest thing recently, drank a bunch of labatt dueces(99 cents man...broke life) then followed a security guard at a deaf college and proceded to kick out deaf people at random parties

    But more or less, 99% of my stories include
    Violence or me just blacking out.
    Mom would be so proud.