Dr.Seuss

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Discovery, Sep 3, 2016.

  1. Hey man
    Here I am
    Not uncle Sam
    Or Rob Van dam
    The devs are apes
    They wear red capes
    Whats a tape
    I ate a vape
    I can see the snow, but not the flakes
    I hear the slither,but where's the snakes?
    Rs me pls
    Before I sneeze
    I farted jeez
    Too much cheese

    Whats that,over there
    Are you aware
    Of the hair
    On the pear
    Or the chair
    At the fair
    With the mayor
    In the air
    In his lair

    I think I'm done
    Cuz I won
    So make a poem
    And have fun :)

    Ily2 bby
     
  2. No support
    You're a dork
    Go swallow a fork.
     
  3. Are you a stork?
    Stuff a cork
    A little torque
    For your oark
     
  4. That made no sense
    Your rhymes are dense
    Pls fall off a fence


    Jk b safe
     
  5. Don't apologize,he's a turd
    Your my computer,im your nerd
    You're the wings,im the bird
    Your love for me,already heard
     
  6. Pls shut up
    And drink this cup
    Hope you choke
    Sensitive bloke
     
  7. Throw that neck
    for your daddy Shrek
     
  8. You ate a vape?
     
  9. Metaphorically?
     
  10. You guys are lame
    For playing this rhyme game
    Don't be wimp
    Choke on some shrimp
     
  11. You guys rhyming jeez
    I'm laughing maniacally/
    I just don't give a....
    Like I'm scared the mods will
    Silence me/
    I don't give a....
    Like software piracy.../
    Sunglasses and hat disguising me/
    As I hack webcams invading privacy/
    Impersonating the NSA like...
    Good luck describing me/
    As I leave the public library/
    Eric Snowden and I
    Continue to play hide and seek./
    I don't give a ...
    Like it's too small for me to find the thing.
    I traveled back in time/
    And kicked my dad in the junk so hard
    he fell over and broke the time machine/
    and I disappeared from existence instantly
    Like the tears of a wanna be tough guy watching Mufasas dyin scene/
    During the lion king/
     
  12. Hahaha nice
     
  13. This thread
    Is dead
    -drops mike- :geek:
     
  14. Like the cops pulled me over asking me if it's really my ride and things/
    To make it kind of seem like my BAC is too high for me to drive and beams/
    his flashlight in my eyes before I can blink/
    I'm being tested for my sobriety/
    Questioned about how much I've had tonight and who provided drinks/
    And even though I'm blind I mean/I can still kind of see/and hes preparing to reach for the handcuffs and taser binding me/
    I still choose to be smart ass and reply and wink/
    as I tell him the handcuffs can't restrain me with all the red bull vodkas I kind of think/... I don't have to walk in straight lines like you humans cuz I've got wings/
     
  15. O wot
    Its really hot
    I aint reading that lot
    And thats all I got 