Hey man Here I am Not uncle Sam Or Rob Van dam The devs are apes They wear red capes Whats a tape I ate a vape I can see the snow, but not the flakes I hear the slither,but where's the snakes? Rs me pls Before I sneeze I farted jeez Too much cheese Whats that,over there Are you aware Of the hair On the pear Or the chair At the fair With the mayor In the air In his lair I think I'm done Cuz I won So make a poem And have fun Ily2 bby
Don't apologize,he's a turd Your my computer,im your nerd You're the wings,im the bird Your love for me,already heard
You guys rhyming jeez I'm laughing maniacally/ I just don't give a.... Like I'm scared the mods will Silence me/ I don't give a.... Like software piracy.../ Sunglasses and hat disguising me/ As I hack webcams invading privacy/ Impersonating the NSA like... Good luck describing me/ As I leave the public library/ Eric Snowden and I Continue to play hide and seek./ I don't give a ... Like it's too small for me to find the thing. I traveled back in time/ And kicked my dad in the junk so hard he fell over and broke the time machine/ and I disappeared from existence instantly Like the tears of a wanna be tough guy watching Mufasas dyin scene/ During the lion king/
Like the cops pulled me over asking me if it's really my ride and things/ To make it kind of seem like my BAC is too high for me to drive and beams/ his flashlight in my eyes before I can blink/ I'm being tested for my sobriety/ Questioned about how much I've had tonight and who provided drinks/ And even though I'm blind I mean/I can still kind of see/and hes preparing to reach for the handcuffs and taser binding me/ I still choose to be smart ass and reply and wink/ as I tell him the handcuffs can't restrain me with all the red bull vodkas I kind of think/... I don't have to walk in straight lines like you humans cuz I've got wings/