Dora's Death Story

One day on the set of Dora The Explorer, there was a tragic death. Here is the story.

 

March 6, 2011.

Dora and Boots were walking down the lane. They saw a tree. "Look! Do you see that?" Boots said. Silence. Dora said "That's right! It's a chocolate tree!" Both: "Yum! Yum!" Dora stuck her hand out and grabbed a chocolate bar. "Here, Boots. This is yummy yum!" Boots took the chocolate bar. "Yummy yum yum!" "Ok, we have the chocolate bar, now to Pony Palooza!" Song. "Come on Vamanos, everybody let's go! Come on let's get to it, I know that we can do it!" They go to Pony Palooza.

 

Then, Dora wanders off the path while Boots rides a pony. She finds a dirty lake. "Where am I?" she says. "You are in Chicago, Illinois." said a deep voice. "John Cena?" Dora whispered. "That is correct. John Cena, proffesional WWE Wrestler." John said. "Wow!" said Dora.
AWKWARD MOMENT OF SILENCE.
Dora tries to get a drink from the lake.

THUD!! "Serves you right," said a cruel voice. RANDY ORTON!!!! RKO TO JOHN CENA! "Aaah!!!!" screamed Dora.

 

"Kid, who the hell do you think you are?" Randy said. "Uh...Dora." Dora backs up. "Dora. Weird, my daughter LOVES Dora." "Uh, Mr. Randy, how is that weird?" "Dora, you are the stupidest animated 5 year old ever." "Actually, Sir, I'm 6." Dora said. Kid, does it look like I give a crap?" "No sir." Dora mumbled. Suddenly, Selena Gomez enters. "O.M.G. It's Dora." Selena laughs, covering her mouth. "You are the worst character ever in the history of TV."

 

April 4, 2011

After that HORRIBLE adventure, Dora and Boots decide to go to Georgia to meet the governor, Nathan Deal. They enter the building and walk to the secretary's desk. "Can we meet the governor?" Boots questions. "Sure." They walk into Mr. Deal's room. "Kick 'em out, Dory." Mr. Deal says without looking up.

They decide to go south. Suddenly, they hear girls screaming. "Where are we?" they ask one girl. "AHHHHH!!!! You are at Justin Bieber's house, duh. He's finished with his tour and wanted to relax in Atlanta." "I've heard about him." Dora recalls.

 

I'll come back later.

 

Anyway.

Huge fire in Missouri.

Dora is there.


Boots.


Is in Montana.

Tornado near Boots.


Swiper in Kansas.


Diego in NH.


All die.


We laugh and walk.

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Darn.

Failζ.


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HAPPY ENDING.