Dog for Adoption 

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by HeroDerp_, Apr 29, 2013.

  1. Welcome to my adoption center, currently we have only one dog for adoption, me.  Now, to adopt me, you must reach the following requirements

    • Gives everyday dog food
    • Must be on house exactly 2AM
    • Must bring the dog McDonalds Fries and Burger
    • Weekend Milks
    • Playful like a cat
    • Jumper man and I can be your super dog
    • Kumbaya and I can be your kumbanistador

    Or, I'll choose. 
    It's your chance to earn your little doggy buddy now. 

    Woof Woof!
     
  2. Too many adoption things
     
  3. But ill volunteer to be a dog 
     
  4. OKAY, NOW WE GOT 2 DOGS, DRAKE AND SEB. 
     
  5. I'll take you both, but I must warn you that giving food daily might be a bit of a stretch for me.
    Make it into yearly and we have a deal! 
     
  6. Ill take drake I promise to feed u well and treat you with tennis balls and all kinds of treats and toys
     
  7. I always have 5 pimd kids to play with you
     
  8. I WANT A DOG
     
  9. I want to adopt you 
     
  10. Seb ur my son ur not a dog
     
  11. Oh ... I have a confession ...
     
  12. He's my puppy 
     
  13. Wtf I gave birth to a puppy
     
  14. I'm a dog of Anya, 
    I like Tennis Balls. 
    We need more dogs. ~ 
     
  15. Yes, yes you did
     
  16. 
    DOGS WANTED
    GET YOUR BALLS HERE
    GET TO BE ADOPT BY AMAZING PEOPLE
    BE WARNED THEY MAY ABUSE YOU. :O
    
     
  17. Animo I shall adopt you for my children to play with ill feed u good and give u lots of toys and treats