Hope You Enjoy... When you drop the food you just prepared.. When you finally get the food you've been craving... When someone steps on your brand new shoes... When employees in a store wont stop asking you if you need any help... When you're walking past all the food in a buffet... When a single person gives you dating advice... When you change your profile picture and are waiting for people to like it... When you were little and your mom would shield your eyes during a sex scene... When someone brags about how many friends they have on Facebook... When you smell cookies in the oven... When you're driving and no one else is on the road... When you try to get off the internet... When someone asks you what your favorite song is... When you try to approach a girl at the bar... When someone is wrong but they insist they are right... That fake laugh you make when you dont understand a joke... When the hand dryer is taking too long so you walk away doing this... When you watch your parents trying to use the computer... When someone says you can have a bite of their food... When someone says "Hey remember me?" And you have no idea who they are... When you find the back side of a test... When friends talk about something you weren't invited to... When you're obviously joking but someone thinks you're serious... When you read the ingredients of your favorite junk food... When you were little and your mom yelled "Who wants ice cream?"... When you touch the bathroom doorknob and it's wet... When you step on a LEGO...