Diagnose me pls, doctor

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Nemo, Jun 20, 2019.

  1. I am sick. Monday night I had really bad diarrhea before I went to bed. I still went to work Tuesday morning (because honestly diarrhea isn't anything new to me, it happens frequently). However, I got sent home early because I was getting nauseous and sweating really bad even though the AC was on. For the past day and a half, I've been suffering and pretty much bedridden except for when I have to eat. When I do eat, the nausea comes back and it feels like my stomach is physically trying to project the food out. A sharp intense stomach pain comes back to haunt me every 20 mins or so, making me think I have to use the restroom but (ha, sike!) I don't. Here's a list of my symptoms to make it easier-ish:

    Nausea
    Bloating
    Stomach Pains to the heavens
    Slight headache
    Hunger (feels like I'm always hungry)

    Goodluck, I'm going to the doctor when my boyfriend gets home so he can take me. Whoever guessed right wins a Porta Potty. Woo!
     
  2. You probably ate the offspring of the bug that was on your window.
     
  3. Let's hope tf not
     
  4. Got like gastritis or something?
     
  5. Nah but on the real tho. You probably ate something that was contaminated or accidentally touched something with evil germs and touched your face. I hope you feel better tho and real soon. Ik stuff like this can take from a couple of days to weeks to go away.
     
  6. I have no idea, but good guess!
     
  7. It sucks because I'm literally trying to save money for a trip to my grandparents on July 20th-25th
     
  8. Sounds like you are dead. :(

    I'll say something nice at your funeral.
     
  9. If I die, no one will win stickers ?
     
  10. Sounds like your pregnant but have you eaten any wrong food or something?Or share food?
     
  11. I had those tiny cans of Pringles on my break on Tuesday before I got nauseous and started sweating really bad?
     
  12. Also I still have my v-card so pregnancy
    is not a possibility ? I hope??
     
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  14. So was Jesus' mother.
     
  15. Could be food poisoning
     
  16. LMAO pls revive me by punching me boob JUST like that
     
  17. What I'm thinking too, good guess!
     
  18. Sounds like you have the big lesbian
     
  19. You've been obnoxious lately
     
  20. Sounds like a bad stomach flu tbh