Watcha do time for? The best in my opinion was when I duct taped a recorder playing SHUT THE FUCK UP GOD DAMMIT under the podium before annoucements.
2nd best: I jumped on a table and pretended to strip tease on a dare. 3rd: started a food fight with a cup of lumpy mashed potatoes
I think my only crimes r talking to much turning my homework in late and forgeting one thing for almost ever class