Dear Mr-Whiskey

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Ninja, Aug 2, 2018.

  1. Some context:  i hired a tutor from campus worth 1.3T at 7.5mcs for those that dont know, that is ROUGHLY 1T underpriced, that tut was owned by one Mr-Whiskey, now i checked his profile status that (at the time at least) said: “I love everything about you, my love” - in Norwegian... i also checked his clubs page to make sure they were not in a sfw of any kind, it said nothing about one on it.  Mr-Whiskey then proceeded to start farming me ? and he also got in contact with my club and told them to kick me etc etc ? note, he is 3x my stats at 52mcs

    This isnt because of the farming ?‍♀️ people suck and farming is part of the game  no this is coz he went to my club and tried to have me kicked ? its straight up trying to ruin the game for me as it would remove me from my group of friends all because i hired a tutor from him that was grossly underpriced because his preciousness didnt want to keep his tuts priced by their stats but rather he wanted to hold cheap high stat tuts, and farm anyone who dared to touch them...

    ?‍♀️ now idk about you but to me thats not okay, farm away my friend farm away i dont care, but dont make active attempts to make the game as a whole less enjoyable for me (or my friends because lets face it, im a delight to have around)
    ?‍♀️ and So i present to you, the ballad of Ninja and Whiskey

    *if you know mr whiskey please make sure he sees this, and if you dont know him please inform him of its existance, id hate for him to miss out given that he is one of the stars of the piece

    sparkles

    Our hero’s on campus looking for a tut,
    One with stats and cheap price to boot.
    He saw a tut but it was risky,
    The current pup was Mr-Whiskey.
    He steeled himself the hire was done,
    The fire started, the tantrum begun.

    First one then two then three then four!
    Fists pounding upon the floor.
    He cried, he wailed!
    “For I, shall prevail!”
    But our hero is strong,
    He’ll not turn tail.
    He laughed, he smiled, he giggled a while.
    But whiskey blocked him; how juvenile!

    The hits sputtered and died, they didnt last long,
    So short we thought that something was wrong.
    3 times my stats and he already quit?
    Thats a bit sad, i have to admit.
    Oh whiskey, please say; you’ve only begun!
    Please dont go and ruin my fun.
    I know your intentions were to injure,
    But you have chosen, to farm, a Ninja.

    more sparkles

    ?‍♀️ Thank you and i look forward to my notification feed
     
  2. Always ask pup before hiring a tut lol..:lol:
     
  3. And also if you wanna cry about it just try report him or something, tell devs how you cant buy cats cause he’s getting you kicked from your club and stuff, they should help if it comes to cats and spending ec

    P.s. those who get nubs kicked from clubs are just fegits, you wanna farm someone, just farm them, dont be a lil bítch @mrs whiskey and all you other fegwits
     
  4. Mr whiskey likes wasting money on this stupid app tbh. I don’t even know how many dns him and his rs have wasted on me because they clearly have nothing going on in their lives outside of this app. They've literally dedicated days to hitting me and it's hilarious. Just keep your money hidden in tuts, they almost never buy and just hit even if it's been clear you've had no money to steal for weeks
     
  5. AlwAyS AsK pUp befOrE hiRinG A TUt

    What world do you live in
     
  6. Tbh Mr. whiskey prolly smells like fish irl
     
  7. :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  8. Why’d you get blocked too tho? ? strange...
     
  9. Otm dont have to ask
     
  10. Not really any point in asking. Most tut owners (mainly the cat fairy kind) have a whole bunch of UP tuts in which they don’t need
     
  11. I think whiskey lurks forums and was reminded he was supposed to be farming me because he randomly gave me three hits just now lmao. Bruh give up, you're not a farmer
     
  12. If im looking for underpriced tuts for resell asking doesnt do anything for me they just get a friend to bump or say no and then your “not allowed to hire” because the pup said no?  that case imma find someone at 5b and help them grow to 10mcs THEY ARE MY TUT NOBODY IS ALLOWED TO HIRE THEM BECAUSE I SAY NO
     
  13. So that you cant defend yourself in any way? ?‍♀️ idk he blocked before he even started hitting me
     
  14. He blocked me too tbh. He's sensitive clearly
     
  15. “FREE TUTOR MARKET BÏTCHES.”

    Idk, I’m always half and half when it comes to this stuff. Like if I hire someone who’s asking in WC or off the market...do NOT come at me sideways. ‘Cause I’m irrationally crazy depending on what mood you catch me in.

    However, if someone politely/nicely asks me on my wall to stop hiring someone I usually do. Also if their status message says don’t hire I usually don’t. People forget that manners even in a game go a long long way.

    ?‍♀️
     
  16. Pls give me all your tuts for free ty
     
  17. Well since you said please....  but srsly don’t do that too me I just started paying attention to my tutor plunder mess that I have going on. Let me fix myself first 
     
  18. I don’t think those rhymes will help your game. But you could find a loader and level up. Good luck