Damsel NOT in Distress

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction' started by *Whitemoon (01), Jul 13, 2011.

  1. This sucks. Yet again have I been captured and tied to a chair by a creepy guy in tights. I mean, put on some proper pants!
    Anyways, it's like this everyday. I am doing something like reading some history thing and the guy who calls himself "Electro" walks in and takes me to his secret lair. Well, does it count as secret if there is a big sign that reads "ELECTRO'S EVIL LAYER ©" in front if it? I mean sure, he spelled it wrong but people aren't that stupid. I don't fight going anymore because I know I will be back home in ten minutes.
    "Hey, Electro guy, this is your time to tell me your evil plot." I called to him.
    "Ah, young Vanessa, I have captured you to lure in my nemesis Buff Guy and kill him. Then I shall take over the world! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" He explained.
    Great another guy in tights. "Wasn't that your plan yesterday and the day before that? And the day before that...and what will you do with me if you ever take over the world?" I asked.
    "My plan is so genious why make another one?! And I need someone to make dinner while I am in the process." He told me.
    "I am 15, I need help with Easy-Mac." I replied
    "They still make that?" He gave me a suprised look.
    Buff Guy barged in. Ooh he had spandex on this time. Improvement (cough, cough, sarcasm).
    "Nice pants. New, right?" I called to him.
    "Glad you noticed! I am here to save you, but first...to defeat Electro!" He struck a pose.
    While the two were fighting I just undid the knot and walked off. Before I left I yelled to Electro, "HEY, ELECTRO, YOU MAY NEED TO GO BACK TO BOY SCOUTS. PATHETIC KNOTS!"
    He gave a fowl look and I walked out. Just like any other day.

    If a lot of people tell me to make another one I will make another chapter (it'll be different
     
  2. Ahem I mean Genius not Genious...sorry 
     
  3. I LOVE THIS!!! hahaha
     
  4. Amazing!!! Keep going!!
     
  5. Good story, when's the next one coming out?
     
  6. Thanks everyone! if I get 5 people to like this i will write another!
     
  7. This story is so funny
     
  8. Omgod, I love this, it's so hilarious!!
     
  9. Thanks for all the feedback! I am planning the sequel and it should be out soon. I'd love if you'd tell your friends about it to keep this story easily accessable.
    ,
    Whitemoon
     
  10. Haha! I lolled. Are they like retarded?
     
  11. MORE STORY

    Tonight I had a language thing (seriously, I think my teacher is crazy. She gave my class Twilight. Yay...teen angst and vampires). I actually go through the chapters I had to read, no random capturing. That's when I realized something was up.

    Being the somewhat caring girl I am I picked myself up and decided to go visit Electro. For my "disguise" I dyed my hair pink with my sister's dye (we are all worried for her) and wore my old girl scout uniform. Odd combination, but totally different look. The worst part was that I figured out I haven't grow in 4 years...

    I snuck out and lugged myself over to ELECTRO'S EVIL LAYER©. I peeked into the first window-lots of sharks (predictable). Second window-a...garden...um...interesting. Third window-Electro wearing normal clothes (so proud of him) crying.

    Thought 1: WHAT A CHICK! Thought 2: Awww poor guy. Thought 3:Wait he's a super something. Don't know if he is a super villian or super dork, but that will be determined.

    I guess my remotely caring side is showing today so went into his room. The door was knocked down from when Buff Guy barged in so I was confused if I should knock or not.

    I calmly walked in and he looked at me suprised, "A punk girl scout?! I didn't order any thin mints! That wasn't on my diet!"
    This coming from the guy who needs to eat a double cheeseburger and an extra tall milkshake-extra calories.

    "I saw you crying and wanted to help..."

    END OF CHAPTER 2
    5 positive comments and see what happens next!
    Sorry I couldn't make it as funny.

    WARNING DON'T VISIT A SUPER VILLIAN/DORK'S LAIR AT HOME
     
  12. Haha crying?! He has hormone probs
     
  13. Dear Readers,
    I am sorry I couldn't make chapter 2 as amazing as chapter 1. I  you all. And most of this is made up on spot! So give me a break .
    ,
    
     
  14. Please post any feedback!
     
  15. WEEEEE FUN!!! I want moar!!!
     
  16. This is a funnier vrrdion of french heroes!
     
  17. Moar!!!!!!!
     
  18. 1 more good reply and I will!