>.>. Here's your hot plate of yaoi!!! A sample if I must say. -------------- "Damnit. 8AM. What kind of motherfucking service is this?! 89 maids and still they don't wake me up. Damnit..." Pffft. Fuck it. Another town, another hunt, another feast. Just get my lazy ass up and get dressed then I'll go to school and murder all those pathetic humans. "Jasper...! Get you ass down here. School's gunna start and that retarded maid of mine didn't wake me up." Heh. Jericho my brother... Always the one who would make a late response. "Screw you Jericho! Like mine woke me up. We're both late so just shut the hell up and rev that engine of yours you lazy son of a bitch!" I screamed down the stairs, waking up everything and everyone in this household. "Fuck you Jasper! We have the same bitch as a mom you dumbass! Now hurry up or we won't get to feed!" I sighed. We're not morning people. Sure our kind is sophesticated but I just don't like the sun. We don't fucking sparkle but we do become a bit crude. "Ya ya just shut the fuck up..." -------- sorry just feel like swearing. -.-"