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Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by iCoppedAPhilOnDeez-BAD-Girls, Mar 26, 2015.

  1. Welcome to dragons anonymous, my name is phillip, and I think I'm a dragon


    My eyes so small, there's a fire in my lungs.


    I feel like I have a large mouth, my jaw hurts
    My body feels like it's on fire
    And it's really heavy
    Or light

    I'm probably on some other planet, but forreal doe, shrooms op. Jk I haven't done those.. But I want to c:
     
  2. Hi my name is bird and I think I'm a chicken

    But a pimd user told me that chickens aren't birds so what do I do

    Maybe I'll just be a dragon with my hot temper I've developed.
     
  3. Would hot breath be one of the symptoms? Or am I just not brushing my teeth?

    I feel like this thread connects to me somehow, can someone explain why? Sometimes I feel trapped under scales. Like no one understands me. Help.

    I'm seeking assistance.
     
  4. Crusyal play some cod with me scrub
     
  5. I don't have time for cod. ;-;
     
  6. Hi I'm Obama.

    I'm black but I can be a white guy, but I'm an Asian chick with an accent. I'm thinking of becoming a Mexican dude for my next catfishing career.

    IlyOPsfm
     

  7. Obama, i stumbled upon a photo of a white Obama once, i was laughing so hard
     
  8. Wow. R00de asf
     
  9. Hi my name is candace.I always try to bust my brothers but somehow the invention they made dissaper.
     
  10. Isn't that from a cartoon or something?
     
  11. Hello I am Ashlen I am a coffee addict. I always have a cup of coffee on hand. Well if I'm not in the process of making it or sleeping. There is a Keurig Coffee Maker in my room for this reason. I am a loyal customer of Starbucks and even signed up for the rewards plan.

    I also think I am a cat. I meow a lot. I love to be belly rubbed. Shiny things are distracting. Laser pointers get to me. Yes I realize it is a laser pointer but it's fun to chase.