Its 4 am gotta get up for school, I know class doesn't start till 8 but there's no time to drool. I put on my 90lb backpack oh crap it weighs more than me, I don't care if I strain my back that's da way it's gonna be. Must bring all my books regardless if I need them, don't got no time to go to my locker cause I gotta be leavin. I runnin in da hallway don't even use my blinker, i move so fast when I'm runnin in my sneakers. Use da Pythagorean theorem when I cut through the grass, don't care if it's awkward dats da way I get to class. Normal people be laughing at me but I dunno why, I just ignore them while solve equations with pi. All my classes interest me a lot, I'm learning so much while others smoke pot. School is so much fun dats why I also go in da summer, if u don't like school as much as I do then dats a bummer. I ask upper level questions when it doesn't pertain to da lesson, dats so I look smart in any session. I try to impress girls by doing all their homework, they don't seem interested in me so I gotta go to church. Pray dat one of these days a girl will want a nerd, someone socially awkward dat just can't get heard. I don't even sit properly in class just because I'm a geek, can't help it when it's more nerdiness I seek. I always stress about my grades if I'm not scoring perfect, if I can't go perfect then its not worth it. I tell my teachers to make their tests harder, I still make a 100 anyways so it's just cause I'm no martyr. I want everyone else to fail while I still make a perfect score, then I can wreck da curve while they all beggin on da floor. Please mr. Nerd can u just fail one test, we're tired of no curve and we'll serve you the best. I tell them no cause I'm super concerned about my gpa, I get all 100s and with no curve they are all failing and have to pay. You can call me self centered but I'm just smarter than the rest, my nerd powers keep me ballin like Ron artest. My teeth are straightened out already but I still wear braces, only cause it adds to my looks and keeps me on da A-list. I also wear glasses even though I have good vision, it's me I just gotta have precision. My voice is so gross it'll always be high, it's like I'm on drugs but I ain't dat fly. I answer da teachers questions even when she calls on somebody else, it's to make myself look smart when I can't read a book off da shelf. Always lookin to increase my knowledge dats why I got accepted into every college. My pants pulled up high because that's what's comfortable, don't sacrifice comfort for looks even if it's affordable. My hobbies are learning cause I can't play sports, I'm so un-athletic my coordination is out of sorts. I have to take PE class even though I don't want to, there's nothing about it I like even having to wear shoes. I wear ankle braces and wrist braces just to take da pressure off me, I'm not actually hurt but i just pretend so that you won't see. How slow I actually am, I gotta keep my protective gear on so I can blame it on that. My slowness has nothing to do with me just being fat. When I'm not faking injuries im out playing Pokemon, battlin in tournaments I'm tryna get numba one. I'm a winner when it comes to life while y'all are not, I do my calculations just like a bot. It's time to conclude while I teach myself before da teachers lesson, I'm always on top even in a recession. Yalls grades droppin while ya chillin in a depression, I'm having succession no matta da profession. I have a confession, I'm too good at everything I make too good of an impression, excuse me now while I go back to studyin cause it's my obsession.