Cybering gone wrong

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by unchainkilla, Aug 25, 2013.

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  1. You:hi
    Stranger:hey
    You:wanna cyber
    Stranger:Depends are you a girl? ;)
    You:ya
    Stranger:And okay then, you start?
    You:i come into ur bedroom
    You:and ur sleeping
    You:and i crawl under your blanket
    Stranger:I'm still asleep
    You:u feel me pulling down ur pants
    You:and u wake up and smile
    Stranger:I kiss you gently, still sleepy
    You:then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
    You:cutting off your penis
    Stranger:wait
    You:THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
    Stranger:Then what...?
    You:I HATE YOU
    Stranger:I didn't cheat
    You:you bleed to death in your bed
    Stranger:i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
    You:nobody ever knows what happened
    You:i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
    You:the end
    Stranger:I have a mercedes?
    You:not anymore
    Disclaimer: not my conversation
     
    #1 unchainkilla, Aug 25, 2013
  2.  Omg that was great
     
    #2 -ItsMeSquishee-, Aug 25, 2013
  3. LMFAO this is goood
     
    #3 Mercury106, Aug 25, 2013
  4. Best one
     
    #4 Royale_Kaname_Will_Never_Die, Aug 25, 2013
  5. 
     
    #5 Meagan, Aug 25, 2013
  6. 
     
    #6 Dr_Zed, Aug 25, 2013
  7. Brilliant.
     
    #7 iDontLikePeople2, Aug 25, 2013
  8. Thank you for this.
     
    #8 FallenAngel12321, Aug 25, 2013
  9. Too long... Short version?
     
    #9 N00BxD, Aug 25, 2013
  10. Oh. My. God. Greatest thing ever xD at first i was like "woah what?" then i ended up on the floor laughing
     
    #10 T3X45_State, Aug 25, 2013
  11. Stranger: starts having sex with you
    You: cuts his balls off and runs away
     
    #11 FallenAngel12321, Aug 25, 2013
  12. Short version.
     
    #12 FallenAngel12321, Aug 25, 2013
  13. 
     
    #13 swoosay, Aug 25, 2013
  14. NICE ONE.
     
    #14 SapphireStyles_, Aug 25, 2013
  15. Made me laugh really hard
     
    #15 -imagine-punch-yo-buns, Aug 25, 2013
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    #16 ____MADElNHELL______, Aug 25, 2013
  17. I'm glad I could make u laugh
     
    #17 unchainkilla, Aug 25, 2013
  18. Lmaooo
     
    #18 JudgeJuryExecutioner, Aug 25, 2013
  19. 
     
    #19 -SW33T_InT0XiCaTiNg_INN0CENCE-, Aug 25, 2013
  20. Lol awesome
     
    #20 Rain6895, Aug 25, 2013
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