Cutest Valentine's Day Poem 

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  1. Bitch you is fine
    Dat ass is divine
    It's finer than wine
    Got flawless design

    Bitch you is fine
    Dat smile's benign
    Yo teeth got some shine
    Ima take you to dine

    Bitch you is fine
    You is at least a 9
    Ima make you a sign
    "Bitch, please be mine."

    Bitch you is fine
    Them stars are aligned
    So I think it is time
    Bitch, be my valentine





    PS: I got you some candies.


    Useless thread is useless
     
  2.  bitch, be my valentine? 
     
  3. 
     
  4. This is great
     
  5. [​IMG]

    There goes the fuck i had for you Jopo. Why u make me cry in PM. 
     
  6. Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight evil but rejoices with truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always persevered. Love means never having to say your sorry.

    Happy Valentines day!:)
     
  7. Perseveres* you're*
     
  8.  *clears throat*
    Roses Are Red
    Violets Are Blue
    Bend Dat Ass Over
     It's Spanking Time
    
    
     
  9. 

    I  it!
     
  10. Roses are straight,

    Violets are twisted,

    Bend over love,

    You're about to get fisted.
     
  11. Roses are white
    Violets are white
    Why are they all white?
    Oh shit I fapped all over them 
     
  12. Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Vodka costs less than dinner for two
     
  13. Roses r red

    Violets are blue

    If you were a Pokemon

    I'd choose you
     
  14. What kind of Pokemon? ;)
     
  15. How can a woman make a man happy?
    There's only two things on the list to choose
    Be naked
    Have booze
     
  16. Attention Everybody
    Roses r red

    Violets r blue

    U r so sweet

    Coz ur new
     
  17. Let's turn this into a ghetto V-Day poem competition 



    Winner gets a 1b dv? 
     
  18. If not for you, I wouldn’t know
    What true love really meant.
    I’d never feel this inner peace;
    I couldn’t be content.
    If not for you, I’d never have
    The pleasures of romance.
    I’d miss the bliss, the craziness,
    Of love’s sweet, silly dance.
    I have to feel your tender touch;
    I have to hear your voice;
    No other one could take your place;
    You’re it; I have no choice.
    If not for you, I’d be adrift;
    I don’t know what I’d do;
    I’d be searching for my other half,
    Incomplete, if not for you.

     
  19. Ayee Girl
    I See You
    Only Thing Bigger Than Your Heart
    Is that booty x2
    No small talk
    I want to get it boom boom
     Wake up the next morning
    Bitch get out
    Nomore seeing you 
    
    ~~Skills
     
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