corniest pick-up lines xD

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by *jesibear (01), Nov 3, 2011.

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  1. Sooo let's see what the corniest pick-up lines are. I'll start

    are you from Tennesse??
    cause you’re the only ten I see
     
    #1 *jesibear (01), Nov 3, 2011
  2. Fancy a bum ?
     
    #2 -reset-, Nov 3, 2011
  3. The FBI is looking for you. [why the FBI?] It's the Fine Booty Inspectors.
     
    #3 No_Heart_Soft, Nov 3, 2011
  4. If you were a red light...
    I'd stop every-time I walked by.
    Just to stare a bit longer 
     
    #4 panicsong, Nov 3, 2011



  5. Is that an eggplant () in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? 



    (See? It even works for this game! )
     
    #5 Azarah6, Nov 3, 2011
  6. Are you a parking ticket cuz you got fine written all over you


    Are you a thief cuz u jus stole my heart
     
    #6 *misalovesyou1997 (01), Nov 3, 2011
  7. If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together
    lol someone actually tried that on me haha
     
    #7 *jesibear (01), Nov 3, 2011
  8. Ru a theif cause u stoled my heart
     
    #8 *damian628 (01), Nov 3, 2011
  9. Boy: Did it hurt?
    Girl: did what hurt?
    Boy: when you fell from heaven?
     
    #9 *jesibear (01), Nov 3, 2011
  10. Boy:*walks up to a random girl*My name is (any name ,I. This case Jake) Jake
    Girl:umm why did u tell me that
    Boy:bcuz u will b screaming it later
     
    #10 *Lheinssa (01), Nov 3, 2011
  11. If your butt was water, I would so tap that!
    Someone tried this on me today
     
    #11 *Laura_XOXO (01), Nov 3, 2011
  12. Get your coat darlin, you've pulled.

    Here's 20p, go phone your mum and say you'll not be home tonight.

    Is your father a thief? Because someone stole the stars from the skies and put them in your eyes.

    Were you arrested earlier as it's got to be illegal to look that good.

    All tried and tested throughout university and many more that the football (UK proper version) team came up with and we all tried on nights out. Some had more success than others, lol.
     
    #12 -iRhodsie-kidnapped_by_Bee, Nov 3, 2011
  13. You must be the reason for global warming because you're hot.
     
    #13 *jesibear (01), Nov 3, 2011
  14. Guuuuuurl did you just fart? 'Cause you blew me away!
     
    #14 *GreenDayLover (01), Nov 3, 2011
  15. Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again?
     
    #15 *jesibear (01), Nov 3, 2011
  16. Your are what you eat and by tomorrow I hope to be you 
     
    #16 -ShayShay-, Nov 3, 2011
  17. "did it hurt?"
    "did what hurt?"
    "when you fell from heaven"
    "AWWWWWWWW :3"
    "cus your face is really (censored)'ed up" XDXDXD
     
    #17 jswizzle, Nov 3, 2011
  18. If you were a  at McDonalds, you'd be named the McGorgeous
     
    #18 iGotYouBabe, Nov 3, 2011
  19. Do you have a band-aid? I scraped my knee falling for you 
     
    #19 iGotYouBabe, Nov 3, 2011
  20. What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
    -.-
     
    #20 *jesibear (01), Nov 3, 2011
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