congrats

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by ATE_EM, May 14, 2019.

  1. To all collegiate graduates including me. Time to get this $$$
     
  2. "Collegiate"
     
  3. Sleeping with the professor in order to get passing grades in your class to aid in your chance of graduating doesn’t count.
     
  4. I flirt with all of my professors and not a single one of them has offered to sleep with me so I get a better grade. How does one make this happen
     
  5. You probably just aren’t liked ??‍♂️
     
  6. O wow. Again with the weird shrug emojis I have never seen before
     
  7. I don’t sleep with the professors but it’s a compliment you know I have that playa game
     
  8. ??‍♀️??‍♂️??‍♀️??‍♂️
     
  9. I read it as Colgate
     
  10. *sleeps w your professor*
     
  11. Might as well have been
     
  12. Toothpaste graduates.
     
  13. HAH THE THING I WANT TO DO DOESNT REQUIRE A PROFESSOR
     
  14. Collegiate isn’t even close to Colgate. You gots to get checked for dyslexia
     
  15. I know Colgate is an actual college tho
     
  16. *sleeps w your mother*
     
  17. I’ve never even see the word collegiate before, and jokes on you I already know I’m dyslexic!
     
  18. Don’t flatter me, I’m illiterate.
     
  19. ? she’s 67didnt think you liked antique, dusty püssy.
     
  20. ^ it isn't dusty because she gets railed every night