Condom Rap 

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TMI-CandyCornerDoll

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Ok So... Little Song I found.... Decided that if it makes me laugh, it will either disgust you or make your day. If you aren't 'down' with 'adult' things, then might wanna leave 

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Yeah...

Safe Sex
Is Great Sex
So Let's All Use Latex

Yeah!

Safe Sex
Is Great Sex
So Let's All Use Latex

Yeah...

You and Your (Partner) Are Chilling' on the Couch
Next Thing You Know You Got Your Junk All Out!

What?!

Your Taking Off Your Clothes and Your Getting Turned On.

Whoo!

What's Up, Yo?
Put a Condom On!

Safe Sex is Great Sex
So let's all use Latex.

Safe Sex is Great Sex
So let's all follow these Steps!

Step One, Open the Box.
Take Out The Condom
Insert 'Yo ----!

Step Two, Squeeze the top.
Roll it down So it doesn't POP!

Step Three, Have some Sex!
Pleasure Her and Do Your Best!!

Step Four, Don't Make a Mess!
Let's hope that condom stood the test.

"What do you think of this one faggot?"

"Meh..."

When I have sex I always use a condom, yet I never used to. Didn't eve wan' 'em.

But then I had sex with a girl with (something I couldn't understand).
Now, it burns every time I take a piss!

AAH!!

They'll be swimming' like fish if the condom busts.

BOOM!

Which'll probably only happen if someone pokes a hole in it, which is really mean so don't do it, guys.

"Yeah Don't Do It"

Yepp, I think that's the end of the song 'cause all we have so far so we be rappin like 'dis!!

One more time

Safe Sex is Great Sex
So Let's All Use Latex!

Sing It!

Safe Sex is Great Sex
So Let's All Use Latex!!

AAA!

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RAW!!!!!! 

~Ari

PS. If you want to hear the actual song, you can wall meh an I'll tell you where to look. 
 
Lol here's a sex joke

A couple were done having sex so they threw the condom out the window. Five minutes later the husband comes back in wanting more but they're out of condoms so he looks out the window to find it and wash it off. He sees a little kid holding it "Can you give that back?" The man says and the little boy replies "Sure, but I already got all the milk off of it!"
 
Lol here's a sex joke

A couple were done having sex so they threw the condom out the window. Five minutes later the husband comes back in wanting more but they're out of condoms so he looks out the window to find it and wash it off. He sees a little kid holding it "Can you give that back?" The man says and the little boy replies "Sure, but I already got all the milk off of it!"
 
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