completely and utterly off topic

I flipped a 200 pound 4'11 kid today and the day before and the day before that....
Worst part? I'm barely 100 pounds

 

And my best friend belly dances with a tattoo showing in the back of math class

 

And nate rap ed Adam with a hair brush today

 

It's ms. Fox

And one of my Husbands left me for Kyle. Then mike proposed with a track and field championship ring

 

Actually eighth grade I failed

And then a teacher heard me say the mashed potatoes on my friends hand were sperm from butt secks

 

The teacher then procceeded to the consulors to make an appointment for me

 

My school is a collage prep school but the guys r insane.

And then Nate jumped on a sixth graders bak and made him carry him down the hall

 

Phammie!!! To what Is your opinion now

Then in Chinese I was *starts whispering* gangbanged. Jkjk. We learned pickup lines to use on our mothers

 

Lucky.

Also I did the waltz in the bathroom with Toyaa