Chuck Norris jokes

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  1. POST YOUR BEST/Favorite Chuck Norris Jokes!

    Chuck Norris can swim in water and walk on land.
     
    #1 X_Livi-is-dead_X, Jan 8, 2012
  2. I mean Walk on Water and Swim in land xD
     
    #2 X_Livi-is-dead_X, Jan 8, 2012
  3. Mega fail 
     
    #3 -AC-blockey-, Jan 8, 2012
  4. I can swim in water and walk on land as well.... COULD I BE CHUCK NORRIS?!?!























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    #4 *12th_Doctor_Malpense (01), Jan 8, 2012
  5. Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of 18... Sec



    Wen Chuck Norris does a  in the toilet he doesn't flush it, he scares the  (shît) out of it..
     
    #5 *TonganKingsta (01), Jan 8, 2012
  6. Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose 
     
    #6 -Glenn-, Jan 8, 2012
  7. Chuck norris' tears can cure cancer, too bad he never cries.
     
    #7 Anarchy-Panty, Jan 8, 2012
  8. It doesn't count as sex with chuck Norris if the girl is still alive.
     
    #8 *Jacob1125 (01), Jan 8, 2012
  9. Only chuck Norris can prevent wild fires
     
    #9 X_Livi-is-dead_X, Jan 8, 2012
  10. If Chuck Norris was real, he would've smashed my head to the keyboard right nowgjoufxkfrupkkswrokgvnhx
     
    #10 *DragonBoy21 (01), Jan 8, 2012
  11. Chuck Norris never had to cut the lawn. He dared it to grow.
     
    #11 _lllMrA-HerArmorlll_, Jan 8, 2012
  12. The day after Chuck Norris was born Germany ended the war. Coincidence I think not!
     
    #12 Baby-Bri1, Jan 8, 2012
  13. Chuck Norris is to fast for Sonic The Hedgehog
     
    #13 X_Livi-is-dead_X, Jan 8, 2012
  14. Chuck Norris doesn't swim water just wants to be around him
     
    #14 Farmers-Duude-Inc, Jan 8, 2012
  15. "Swim in water and walk on land"
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    That made my day! Lmao
     
    #15 Breacer, Jan 8, 2012
  16. Chuck Norris doesn't have to do shit for a Klondike bar.
    Chuck Norris is always on top during sex because chuck Norris never fucks up
     
    #16 -AC-blockey-, Jan 8, 2012
  17. Chuck Norris's fists make the speed of light wish that it was faster.
     
    #17 -AC-blockey-, Jan 8, 2012
  18. Chuck norris had a toilet paper brand but they had to get rid of it because chuck Norris doesn't take shit from anybody
     
    #18 -AC-blockey-, Jan 8, 2012
  19. Chuck Norris doesn't breathe... He holds air hostage
     
    #19 _MooCow, Jan 8, 2012
  20. Chuck Norris doesn't need to aim his guns or reload them bevause his guns know better than to disappoint him. Chuck Norris Once had a heart attack.......the heart learned its lesson.
    A black mamba once bit chuck Norris, after 3 days of agonizing pain, the snake finally died.
     
    #20 -AC-blockey-, Jan 8, 2012
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